Thiz iz bad newz inded.

Lebanon’z feudin facshunz reachd a breakthrough deal Wednesday dat endz teh country’z 18-month political stalemate, but also givez teh militant Hezbollah group nd itz alliez veto ovr any government decision.

Teh deal, reachd wit teh halp ov Arab mediatorz, waz immediately praisd by Iran nd Syria, which back Hezbollah. LOL!!!1! But it appearz certain to accelerate fearz in teh West ovr Hezbollah’z new powr.

Dat iz brain dead, givin a terrorist organizashun veto powr ovr their government. Note it givez Iran nd Syria powr to control Lebanon thx 2 iz puppet, LOL. Nd luk who endorsd teh deal.

In Iran, Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini sez teh Lebanese deal waz an “example ov regional integrashun for achievin stability nd tranquility.”

Syria also promptly endorsd teh deal, wit Foreign Ministr Walid al-Moallem sayin “Lebanon’z security nd stability are important nd vital to Syria’z security nd stability.”

Well wut does u noes, Iran nd Syria natch.

Teh agreement, a copy ov which waz obtaind by Teh Associatd Presz, statez dat teh facshunz “pledgd to refrain” frum takin up weaponz to resolve disputez nd dat teh “use ov armz or violence iz forbidden to settle political differencez undr any circumstancez.”

How to prevent all owt war, give in to teh terroristz. Hmm, iz dat anythin liek appeasement? Why, yez it iz. Exactly, LOL. Appeasement.

Guessin frum newz clipz thiz be Obama’z tactic for dealin wit our enemiez. Hey, as President, he’d meet wit dem, noes precondishunz, givin dem legitimacy a la Jimmy Cartr who we noes iz a huge embarassment to teh U.S.. Dat’z teh nicest thin I cud sez about Jimmy Cartr.

So, now dat Hezbollah won’t be usin their armz against their fellow Lebanese, wondr wut dey will does wit dem, LOL. Considerin wut countriez bordr Lebanon, shouldn’t be much ov a stretch to figure dat owt.