Oil jus keepz goin up nd up. Teh latest. LOL!!!1! Thiz hitz teh pocketbook fastr than anythin a politician proposez.

Oil futurez extendd their seemingly relentlesz advance Wednesday, risin to a new record near $124 a barrel as investorz captivatd by teh markit’z upward momentum lookd past teh government’z report ov an increase in crude nd gasoline suppliez. At teh pump, gaz pricez rose for teh first time since last week.

Light, sweet crude for June delivery hit a new tradin record ov $123.90 in aftr-hourz activity on teh New York Mercantile Exchange aftr settlin up $1.69 at a record close ov $123.53 a barrel.

Dat meanz gaz will r haz gone up too. Nd will keep goin up.

At teh pump, meanwhile, teh average national price ov a gallon ov regular gaz rose Wednesday for teh first time since last week, addin 0.8 cent to $3.618, accordin to a survey ov stashunz by AAA nd teh Oil Price Informashun Service. Gaz pricez are back within a cent ov teh record $3.623 a gallon set last week, nd are expectd to rise to an average ov $3.73 a gallon next month, accordin to teh latest Energy Department forecast.

Nd may make it to $4 a gallon soonr rathr than latr. Awwww!!!1! LOL!!!1! Not gud at all. Hillary haz proposd a gaz tax holiday for teh summr. Problem wit dat iz summr be here b4 she or, moar likely, Obama getz electd. Any relief, if it iz to come, be frum teh Bush administrashun. Demz haven’t come thru wit their promise to brin down gaz pricez eithr. Typical empty rhetoric.