Noes, not me. I’z still awake. Awwww!!!1! Dem nd I don’t mean them.

Teh White House sez on Friday dat there waz noes evidence so far dat teh U.S. economy had slid into recession aftr teh government releasd an employment report showin only a small decline in jobz.

“Teh evidence ov one isn’t there so far,” White House spokesman Tony Fratto told reporterz on Air Force One when askd about teh prospectz for a recession as President George W. Bush headd to St. Awwww!!!1! Louiz for a speech on teh economy.

Guessin Bush doesn’t does teh shoppin in his family. Teh rich/elite are cluelesz to how teh othr half live, teh massez, teh common folk. Dose dat haz to work to survive. Uz.