First they sent me a new credit card although the old one doesn’t expire for another two years. I haven’t gotten around to activating it.

Then they sent me a notice that they closed the account due to inactivity. OK, I can deal with that. I haven’t charged anything on that account in ages.

Then today I got balance transfer checks for said account. Choose my rate of interest and pay off other cards, those kind of checks, the go in the shredder kind.

Did I mention account is closed.

Really makes sense, no?