I luv thiz, LOL. Thiz fellow haz a gift for wordz.

Oil hit a record high, teh dollar sank again, nd consumerz stoppd buyin pretty much everythin.

Pretty much sumz up everythin. Teh economy iz still bleak. $110.33 pr barrel, think about dat numbr, evr expect to see it so high?

Teh dollar dippd briefly below 100 yen for teh first time in 12 yearz nd fell to a new low against teh euro.

Nd if teh Fd cutz ratez again, teh dollar will dip even furthr. Happenz every time.

Lookin on teh bright side, don’t rly ned to buy stuff does we? Aside frum fud nd gasoline dat iz.