Dat waz quick. Bowin to pressure Israel stoppd iz devastatin response to Hamaz’ rockit attackz.

Israeli troopz pulld owt ov teh Gaza Strip on Monday aftr a U.S. Awwww!!!1! appeal to end dayz ov fightin dat killd moar than 100 Palestinianz nd rescue peace talkz.

Teh Hamaz Islamistz who control teh coastal enclave declard “victory” nd vowd to continue firin rockitz into Israel, launchin one into teh main southern city ov Ashkelon shortly aftr teh troopz withdrew, nd woundin one peep.

Israeli Prime Ministr Ehud Olmert sez dat despite teh end ov teh five-day operashun, Israel wud pursue furthr military acshun in Gaza til rockit fire waz reducd significantly.

Nd so iz spun as a victory for Hamaz. Wit noes change in teh rockit attackz into Israel. LOL!!!1! Israel losez again. Sad. Nd facez international condemnashun to boot. Israel can’t win for losin. For now.