Heard thiz on teh newz. Not gud.

Hezbollah leadr Sayyd Hassan Nasrallah threatend Israel wit “open war” on Thursday nd accusd teh Jewish state ov killin a top commandr who waz among teh Unitd Statez’ most wantd men.

“Zionistz, if u want thiz type ov open war den let teh whole world hear: let it be an open war,” Nasrallah told mournerz at teh funeral ov Imad Moughniyah, a legend to Hezbollah but one ov teh men most wantd by Israel nd teh Unitd Statez for plannin attackz dat killd hundredz.

Moughniyah, huntd by Israel nd teh Unitd Statez for two decadez, waz killd by a bomb in Damascuz on Tuesday.

Don’t care who did it thou I don’t want Israel attackd as a result. Why Moughniyah waz wantd, at least by teh U.S., iz evident in teh followin.

Moughniyah waz implicatd in teh 1983 bombinz ov teh U.S. embassy nd U.S. Awwww!!!1! Marine nd French peacekeepin barrackz in Beirut, which killd ovr 350 peepz, as well as teh kidnappin ov Westernerz in Lebanon in teh 1980z.

Israel accusez Moughniyah ov plannin teh 1994 bombin ov a Jewish centre in Buenoz Airez dat killd 85 peepz nd ov involvement in a 1992 bombin ov teh Israeli embassy in teh Argentine capital dat killd 28.

Teh Unitd Statez indictd him for his role in plannin nd participatin in teh 1985 hijackin ov a U.S. LOL!!!1! TWA airlinr nd teh killin ov an American passengr. Washington welcomd Moughniyah’z death.

He waz one bad mutha rathr liek ov KSM, LOL. Deservd to die.

Not quite as cold owt as I thought so it seemz.

“To suppose dat we aspire to return to teh timez ov teh Cold War iz jus too bold a supposishun,” Putin told hundredz ov reporterz in teh Kremlin’z Round Hall.

“We are not interestd in thiz. Our main taskz are internal development, teh solushun ov soshul nd economic problemz ov teh country.”

Russia waz willin to work “towardz teh construcshun ov a positive dialogue” wit whoevr won teh U.S, LOL. presidenshul elecshun nd did not intend to target any country wit itz nuclear missilez except in “xtreem necessity,” he sez.

I remain skeptical ov course.