I came home to find the water running in the sink, a first mind you. Running on the hot side with the faucet right in the middle between the bowls which meant…
there was water from the counter to the floor, even in the kitties’ dish. It can’t have been running that long as the kitchen wasn’t entirely flooded and there was still plenty of hot water left. So who did it?
Let’s see, Izzy was outside so that lets him off the hook.
Keefe and Klarissa never get on the counter so that they’e not guilty either. Sides Klarissa is too small anyway.
Krissie only gets up there to beg and I wasn’t home at the time. Noone to bother.
Meowza rarely gets up there so he’s probably not guilty. Mind you, probably not guilty. There’s always that outside chance.
Jezi, hmmmm when she’s chased she always heads to the bread machine cause she’s the only one sides Klarissa who can fit between it and the cabinet above and I had already ruled Klarissa out.
That leaves, you guessed it, drumroll please…
Bazel.
He’s the fattest and as his usual route to the bread machine was blocked (mugs on the windowsill) that left the sink and as he’s so fat, he likely bonked it chasing Jezi.
They’re both up for anyone that wants them. I don’t care how pretty he is anymore. He’s a bad kittycat.
Thinking of it, this isn’t exactly good sales material. I’ll have to unload him on some unsuspecting soul who will think he’s an absolute angel.

“But I am an angel and you’re keeping me.”
Like any cat is.
For more well behaved kitties (there must be some in the bunch), check out the Friday Ark and Sunday’s Carnival of the Cats which will be at the Scratching Post.