Rousd partway frum asleep, I heard teh alarm, reachd ovr nd shut it off. LOL!!!1! Mornin already. Anyway, I went into teh bathroom, thinkin it waz time for mah medz nd downd teh lot. LOL!!!1!!!1! Only it wasn’t. I notd teh time, Apple time, waz only around 1:30 so I went to reset teh alarm. LOL!!!1! Aftr resettin it I settld down to go back to sleep.

Den I gotz teh call. 01:54, T-mobile time which iz usually off, Tempe or Mesa (forget which - not exactly awake) Police Department, dat gotz mah interest. Although not quite awake, I did manage to get teh report #. Car waz stolen… frum a parkin lot at a peep’z apartment!!!1, LOL! She left her purse inside. Awwww!!!1! All her credit cardz. I had missd mah kid’z callz cause I waz asleep. So dat waz wut woke me, dat missd call. LOL!!!1!

So, teh last couple ov hourz I spent contactin teh bank, insurance company, credit bureau. Fun. Guessin I’ll be takin her down to teh DMV to get a new license den to get a new Soshul Security card. Den there’z dat little mattr ov her not havin a car.

So…

Anyone seein a black Dodge Neon, licence plate LNCHBX7, pleez call teh police, thx.