Frank J. has a quiz up at IMAO and since I haven’t done anything like that in a while.
THE “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?” BLOGGER QUIZ
1. Who the hell do you think you are?
A blogger with way too many cats which cats give much bloggy pleasure..
2. So, other than blogging, what’s your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?
No, I’m one of those people. Don’t ask, I won’t tell.
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
Absolutely not, this is more a journal not some professional reporting. And neither of my degrees are in journalism either.
4. Do you even read newspapers?
Yes, almost daily read the Arizona Republic,best part is Get Fuzzy, worst is Maureen Dowd, yes they reprint her.
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
Used to watch CBS News (insert loud laughter) and CNN, still watch CNN on occasion.
6. I bet you’re some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
Nope, iPod. Thou the rare times I actually listen to the radio to catch traffic reports, I catch a few minutes of Howard Stern. Does that count?
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
Nope, no fax machine, emails thou.
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
I don’t, nice to have an reasoned, opposing viewpoint. Sides, some of the cartoons are rather funny, Ted Rall excepted.
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
Didn’t need one at the time, it’s been a while. Oh, I do have one, so it’s a MS Passport.
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
Yes, only two thou.
11. If you’re so keen on the war, why haven’t you signed up, chickenhawk?
Three years US Army, 12 years USAR, Vietnam War vet, been there, done that. Would have gladly gone after Saddam if I were able.
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face?
Yes, John Kerry the horror of the Vietnam War. I will never forget his treachery. Have you ever reached in a pile of goo that was someone’s brains? I have.
13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
Goo, poo, what’s the difference? Yes, cats make sure that is a daily occurance.
14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
A blogger with way too many cats, which cats I must now feed.
Hat tip Lair whose answers aren’t for the faint hearted.