Shocking, absolutely shocking I tell you (scroll down) a bit more shocking than this, heh! Now I’m numbered in the elite “filthy bloggers, cyber-scum, decayed and dishonest digital-fascists.” Gotta love it.

The good and bad of it, first the good. Coworker invited us over to her house for dinner. Yes, we humans had turkey with all the trimmings without having eight cats meowing at the smell of turkey cooking. We also had a lovely time chatting and getting acquainted with her extended family.

There was a downside. My kid was not in a good mood, all upset about something. Said something being that she now has to work for a living cause I cut off her access to my bank account. She regaled them at length about how hard she was having it cause she unexpectedly had to work, didn’t state reason. When I did, she got all mad and stormed out of there. I’m sure the version she had told them didn’t include her wanton spending as the cause.

She didn’t tell them that I still make the payments and pay for the insurance on her car and spring for her cell phone either, doesn’t fit with her sob story. Or that I am springing for the cost of her State licence, that too.

More probably, she had mentioned my health, which health it was obvious was less than ideal. My speaking sucks. I have some difficulty getting the words out, it’s a MS thing.

Hey, maybe she’ll get all mad and move out and take her cats. I can dream. No cleaning up after them, no recovering from one of their disasters (worse than a Windows disaster). Yes, I can dream but it’s not happening.

Proving that spam is good for you and intelligent too, quoting from one:

Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh, please excuse me!” said the bunny.”I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.”

“That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake.”To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming.By the way, what kind of animal are you?”

“Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny.”I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.”

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, “Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose… You must be a bunny rabbit!”

Then he said, “I can’t thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?”

And the snake replied that he didn’t know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, “Well, what kind of an animal am I?”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, “You’re hard, you’re cold, you’re slimy and you haven’t got any balls… You must be a lawyer.”

And when dealing with meat - lawyers too, some safety tips.

Proved indisputably, chicken soup is good for the soul.

Good someone is telling them Arabs like it is.

Why, that’s why.

And of course, Bush is to blame for everything.

No turkey dinner for me, why? You have to ask.

I do not miss it, not one bit. Thou some people do. It is fun if you don’t have to shovel it.

Imagine, indeed!

I must see this movie. It has Angelina in it of course.

Having already read about it here, I read about it here. All reference to God has been banned and is to be replaced with Apple. (more…)