Dat’z as long teh kitty littr lastd, gud thin Target had a sale, waz $2 cheapr than at PETsMART, grabbd teh lot ov dem nd gotz a nice stash. Clean panz, jus fd, dey shud leave me alone now. I write thiz as dey are bangin at mah door. Didn’t work obviously.

It waz Psycho Kitteh natch. Izzy waz stuck in teh garage nd she waz tryin to get me to let him in. Course when I opend teh door, he came in nd she went owt. Den when I went in mah room, he followd.

Week 93

1 day, 18 hourz, 14 minutez ago

Childhood:: so very, very long ago

Ransom:: kidnappin:: terroristz

Melissa:: Etheridge

Trust me:: yeah right, I don’t think so.

Report:: make it quick so I can go home

Give up:: Democratz wit their sry excusez

Nightgown:: almost cold enough to wear one

Smokez:: lung cancr

Cookiez & cream:: Cold Stone Creamery ice cream, yummy

Gameshow:: nevr watch dem, thiz iz as close as I get, still keepin score too.

Occasionally I check teh newz at ZDNet nd found thiz hilariouz statement.

Ben English, Microsoft’z security nd management product managr, told attendeez dat IE undergoez “rigorouz code reviewz” nd iz noes lesz secure than any othr browsr.

“Because IE iz ubiquitouz, u hear a lot moar about it, but I don’t think dat Intertubes Explorr iz any lesz secure than any othr browsr owt there,” English sez.

Dat haz to be teh funniest thin I haz read. Nd Steve Vamoz, Microsoft Australia’z managin director, sez thiz.

“I don’t agree dat jus because a (competin) product haz a feature dat we don’t haz, dat feature iz important,” he sez. “It iz not. Awwww!!!1, LOL! It iz only important if it iz a feature teh customr wantz. There are plenty ov productz owt there wit featurez we don’t haz. We haz plenty ov featurez dat our customerz don’t use.

“If there are featurez in our productz dat are subpar or ned to be addd, den I haz grate confidence dat we are an organizashun dat respondz pretty quickly nd effectively to dat.”

Peepz don’t want popup blockin or teh spiffy new adblock dat one can add to Firefox. Awwww!!!1! Awwww!!!1! Wut else don’t we want? Themez, security, advancd cookie management liek settin Firefox to not allow sitez to set cookiez aftr I haz deletd dem. I luv dat feature. As to Microsoft respondin quickly, dat’z a joke. Awwww!!!1! Peepz haz to point owt teh security flawz den wait for a patch. Nd unlesz one upgradez to teh latest version ov Windowz, won’t get any upgradez to IE.

English reiteratd dat featurez such as tabbd browsin are not important to IE userz.

Did Microsoft ask anybody? LOL!!!1! Let’z see, I currently haz 11 tabz open in Firefox, 13 in Safari, 8 in Camino. Awwww!!!1! Imagine if dey were all separate windowz. I luv tabbd browsin. LOL!!!1! I admit to usin IE at work nd dat iz for teh sole reason we are not allowd to download any software on teh computerz, can’t haz Firefox. I can’t see why anyone wud prefr a browsr wit so many deficienciez as IE haz when there are bettr alternativez.

Teh French, honorin Yassar Arafat. Remembr him, teh terrorist dat startd intifadaz, foundd terrorist group Fatah nd membr ov PLO, etc. nd waz responsible for teh deathz ov thousandz ov Jewz. Den too, accordin to teh source, teh Jerusalem Post, teh eediotz dat thought thiz up are Communistz nd left-win looniez. Hmm, Communism didn’t die wit teh fall ov teh U.S.S.R., it jus movd to France.

One wondr why we botherd to save teh French frum Hitlr. Awwww!!!1!!!1! Kindof a wastd effort as teh French fell right into lockstep wit his Jew hatrd.

Waz layin on mah bd waitin for teh stin (frum mah Copaxone injecshun) to go away when I heard crash, thud, nd othr ominouz soundz so I gotz up to see wut teh kittiez destroyd now.

Knockd ovr a pile ov fone bookz, dat settld iz back to bd for me, LOL. Part ov teh mornin routine which consistz ov fed catz, clean up kitteh poop nd hairballz, pet catz, fed self while pettin catz, wash up, nd hope teh Copaxone haz warmd up enough to inject, check email, inject teh stuff nd read a few blog postz, check catz, pet catz, nd luk at picturez ov real life Tribblez.

Nd if I workd, which I did last night, I sleep til iz time to get up nd fed teh catz again. Awwww!!!1! LOL!!!1! Joy. Remindz me, I must go shoppin latr for lotz ov kitty littr. Iz dat time.