Latest Nightly

So I’ve been busy. I had acquird a raft ov custom Live Journal fieldz on post.fp nd, wantin to get rid ov dem, clickd on delete which one wud think wud delete teh field, nope. It createz a new post. Awwww!!!1!!!1! Weird. So in frustrashun, I updatd to teh latest nightly - 11/02. I see dat even thou I inactivatd teh plugin b4 updatin, dey still show up on post.fp, bothr. LOL!!!1! Tryin simple controlz, bettr. Awwww!!!1! LOL!!!1! Now when I editd one ov dose newly creatd postz, teh extra fieldz disappeard. Thiz iz gettin weirdr nd weirdr.

Anothr problem, I waz gettin thiz weird rly long link when surfin thru a category, fixd now. Don’t noes wut else workz or doesn’t. Linkz show updatd again but most recent iz around 10AM, LOL. Now readin linkz-update-xml.fp to figure owt why it doesn’t update often.

The Thrill Of Victory

Wizbang haz a new capshun contest nd wut a pic he chose. Awwww!!!1! Thiz iz mah favorite entry.

“When I sez ‘Let’z see u get ur asz owt ov dat godforsaken sand trap’ I wasn’t talkin about Iraq, son, LOL. But now dat u menshun it…”

Go see nd be amusd.

Hat tip to Lair who haz a knack for findin teh gud stuff. Yeah, I generally check him first. Iz teh catz. Can’t. Resist!!!1! Edloe.

Just Do It

Selectd newz tickerz frum Haaretz, thiz iz depressin.

18:59 French hospital offishulz: PA chairman Arafat’z health haz not deterioratd furthr

But den he may be clinically dead. In dat case, it wud be diffikult for him to deteriorate furthr.

18:09 Top Muslim cleric: Arafat askz to be burid in J’lem, accordin to Islam, he must be allowd to be burid there

Why? Since when doez wut one, particularly a terrorist one, wantz become a must haz (well aside frum dat G5)? LOL!!!1! Course Arafat isn’t teh only one wit irrational ideaz.

17:54 Annan warnz U.S., U.K!!!1! Awwww!!!1! nd Iraq dat an assault on Falluja cud furthr angr Iraqiz nd undermine elecshunz in Iraq

Oh poo on Annan. Go for it Marinez. Clean owt dose terroristz!!!1! Bomb their sry assez all to Allah. Ooo luk - a woman wit powr.

16:00 Sourcez in Ramallah: Arafat’z wife, Suha, haz powr to decide when to disconnect him frum life support

Jus does it Suha, teh world be forevr grateful or at least dose who pickd Arafat in teh Dead Pool. Nd teh Jewz. Every. Last. One.

14:41 Palestinian Prime Ministr Ahmd Qureia postponez Gaza meetin wit security chiefz to Caturday, at teh earliest
14:14 Palestinian Foreign Ministr Nabil Shaath: He [Arafat] iz not improvin nd dat’z wut iz rly causin our anxiety

Nd in othr newz, still terrorist relatd.

14:11 Iranian diplomatz to meet wit offishulz frum Britain, Germany, France for talkz on Iran’z nuclear program

Liek dat be a big halp, teh Germanz nd French. LOL!!!1! Back in Israel:

12:40 150,000 Muslimz attend fourth Ramadan Friday prayerz at Temple Mount undr heavy police security

Lair haz somethin to sez about dat too. Makez a gud point.

12:07 French President Chirac sayz hopez peace negotiashunz continue despite Arafat illnesz

Wut peace negotiashunz? Dey are akshully negotiatin!!!1! Since when? Doez Bush noes about thiz?

11:17 Lapid: Arafat won’t be burid in J’lem, because J’lem iz teh city where Jewish kinz are burid nd not Arab terroristz

Soundz reasonable to me. I wouldn’t want to be burid next to a terrorist!!!1! Although aftr readin Lair, wouldn’t be surprisd if he’z burid there.

10:50 Senior Islamic Jihad militant: Arafat’z death will not brin about end ov intifada, nd will akshully accelerate it

Jus wut we ned, moar intifada. Nd back to teh hot topic ov teh day or preferable teh cold, dead topic.

09:21 Palestinian envoy to Pariz sayz Yassr Arafat ‘in critical state between life nd death’
09:00 Palestinian spokeswoman deniez ‘categorically’ Arafat iz brain dead; sayz he iz in ‘reversible coma’
07:16 PM Sharon orderz ministerz to avoid commentz on Arafat condishun, future Palestinian leadership
07:11 Al Hayat: Formr Palestinian PM Abu Mazen expectd to leave for Pariz
06:42 Palestinian offishulz refuse to discusz funeral arrangementz so long as Arafat iz still alive

Still. Alive. I wondr.

Die Spam Die

Note to spammerz: I found 418 piecez ov email waitin for mah approval, “A new comment on teh post #842 “Oh Pooh!” iz waitin for ur approval” nd all 418 were deletd. Dat’z why I haz ur crap spam link on mah blacklist. Nd if u shud come up wit a permutashun dat I haven’t blacklistd, I will add it to mah blacklist. Damn spammerz. U aren’t goin to spam mah blog. :whip: