A guide to watching his show while eating ChexMix(tm). Works also with the mute button on.

With one guest:

Bill O’Reilly: *argue* *argue* *argue* *attack* *attack* *attack* *argue* *argue* *argue*

Guest: *defend* *defend* *defend* *argue* *argue* *argue* *defend* *defend* *defend*

With two guests:

Bill O’Reilly: *argue* *argue* *argue* *attack* *attack* *attack* *argue* *argue* *argue*

Guest A: *attack* *attack* *attack* *defend* *defend* *defend* *argue* *argue* *argue*

Guest B: *defend* *defend* *defend* *attack* *attack* *attack* *argue* *argue* *argue*

With Ann Coulter:

*catfight*