It’s All About Meeeeee!

This is the transcript given to FoxNews of Teresa Heinz Kerry’s speech. I read it and was puzzled for that was not what I heard. This is the transcript I found at USA Today which more closely matched what I heard. Hard to fisk a speech she didn’t say. Someone needs to tell the people at Fox that they have the wrong speech up there. Cut to the good part not from Fox of course.

I have a very personal feeling about how special America is, and I know how precious freedom is. It is a sacred gift, sanctified by those who have lived it and those who have died defending it. My right to speak my mind, to have a voice, to be what some have called “opinionated,” is a right I deeply and profoundly cherish. My only hope is that, one day soon, women - who have all earned the right to their opinions - instead of being labeled opinionated, will be called smart or well-informed, just as men are.

She values being opinionated. Good for her, she’ll get along with Hillary just fine. Another opinionated woman with an agenda.

So how did she get picked to be a keynote speaker? Um, she is Kerry’s wife and she is worth a cool billion or so, you do the math.

Some more thoughts now that I’ve slept on it, sure it was self indulgent, me me me speech. But if one wanted to learn more about the potential First Lady, it served it’s purpose. Suffice it to say I don’t share her vision.

Little Sperm

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Thanks Lisa for the idea. And check out her caption contest.

Bunnies too. :grin:

Heeeeeere’s Howard Yeaaaeeooooooowww!

Heeeeeere’s Howard courtesy of FoxNews.

I was hoping for a reception like this. I was just hoping that it would be on Thursday night, instead of on Tuesday night.

I may not be the nominee, but I can tell you this: For the next hundred days, I’ll be doing everything I can to make sure that the Johns take our country back for the people who built it. Because tonight, we’re all here to represent the Democratic wing of the Democratic party.

Think he gave enough hints that he wishes it was him? Why not take a well deserved vacation for the next hundred days. Kerry can take care of himself. Democratic wing of the Democratic party, either he means the liberal left wing of the Democratic party or he needs that vacation even worse than I thought. One look at the lineup tells that.

I’m proud of John Kerry’s leadership, and I intend to stand shoulder to shoulder with him as we fight for the things Harry Truman promised in 1948: Health insurance for every American. A real jobs plan to create jobs instead of destroy them. Standing up for middle class and working Americans who got a tax increase, not a tax cut. And a foreign policy that relies on telling the truth to the American people before we send our brave American soldiers to fight in foreign lands. I’d like a commander-in-chief who supports our soldiers and our veterans, instead of cutting their hardship pay when they’re abroad, and their health benefits when they get home.

Tax and spend, typical Democrat tactics, nothing new there. Got news for Howard, I got a tax cut. Tell the truth, we all knew Saddam violated those resolutions despite flawed intelligence. Supports our soldiers? Remember VietNam. Kerry’s postwar record speaks for itself. Wonder how many POW’s and MIA’s were forever lost cause of Kerry?

I’m Howard Dean. And I’m voting for John Kerry.

I’m voting for the Johns because I’m tired of seeing hardworking Americans struggling with jobs that pay less than they did four years ago. I’m voting for the Johns because I want a president and vice president as good and as strong as the American people. And I’m voting for the Johns because I want to see America restored as the moral leader of the world.

Don’t tell my employer, I’m very happy with my salary. Kerry had a hand in approving his script btw. Moral leader, ha, more like restoring France as the immoral leader of the world. You know, they won’t like us any more or respect us either if we become their patsys.

America’s greatness rests on far more than the power of our arms. Our greatness is also measured by our goodness. It is in the capacity of our minds, the size of our hearts, and the strength of our democracy.

As I’ve traveled America, I’ve seen… yada yada yada. They learned that politics was too important to be left to the politicians. They didn’t just pack their bags-they backed their hopes that we can take our country back. And you know what? We will.

Were this a Dean for President speech, that would be a believable speech but Kerry is a career politician here. This take back our country doesn’t wash with Kerry as candidate.

We’re not going to be afraid to stand up for what we believe. We’re not going to let those who disagree with us shout us down under a banner of false patriotism. And we’re not going to give up a single voter, or a single state. We’re going to be proud to call ourselves Democrats, not just here in Boston. We’re going to be proud to call ourselves Democrats in Mississippi, proud to call ourselves Democrats in Utah and Idaho. And we’re going to be proud to call ourselves Democrats in Texas.

“…and South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York. And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. To take back the White House. Yeeaaaeeeooooooooowwww !” I couldn’t resist. False patriotism, that be us Republicans he’s referring to. Even Dean is making digs at us.

Never again will we be ashamed to call ourselves Democrats. Never. Never. Never. We’re not just going to change presidents, we’re going to change this country and reclaim the American dream.

To everyone who supported me-you’ve given me so much, and I can’t thank you enough. But this was never about me. It was about us. It was about giving new life to our party, new energy to our democracy, and providing hope again for the greatest nation on earth.

Dean for President speech material here

And so, today, even though you have already given so much-I want to ask you to give one more thing: Give America President John Kerry. Together, we can take our country back. And only you have the power to make it happen.

New life, Lurch? Just one thing.

Ha ha!

Impaired Thought

One thing I have noticed with my MS is some intellectual impairment, difficulty word finding and short term memory problems especially when tired. However, I am not that impaired, my reasoning is completely intact. Great photoshop job there. And showing her disdain for Mr. Moore, one Psycho Cat. She’s not that insane.

Ritzi and Jezebel

Stretching The Truth

Stretching the cat, is a stretchy cat, Bazel.

Stretching the truth, one Teddy Bare. Here’s some of it thanks to FoxNews.

We bear no ill will toward our opponents. In fact, we’d be happy to have them over for a polite little tea party. I know just the place: right down the road at Boston Harbor.

I know a little history, Boston Tea Party. Kennedy + water = not a viable combination aside from the revolutionary implications.

There’s a reason why this land was called “the American experiment.” If dedication to the common good were hardwired into human nature, we would never have needed a revolution. If each of us cared about the public interest, we wouldn’t have the excesses of Enron. We wouldn’t have the abuses of Halliburton. And Vice President Cheney would be retired to an undisclosed location.

Soon, thanks to John Kerry and John Edwards, he’ll have ample time to do just that.

Now that’s cold.

The eyes of the world were on us and the hearts of the world were with us after September 11th - until this administration broke that trust. We should have honored, not ignored, the pledges we made. We should have strengthened, not scorned, the alliances that won two World Wars and the Cold War.

What he means is suck up to France. Not only did we lose their good will, what there was of it, but we caused France great hardship in ruining their sweet oil deals with Saddam.

Most of all, we should have honored the principle so fundamental that our nation’s founders placed it in the very first sentence of the Declaration of Independence - that America must give “a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind.”

Translation, bow down to France, Germany, Russia and most of all be subservient to the U.N..

We failed to do that in Iraq. More than 900 of our servicemen and women have already paid the ultimate price. Nearly 6,000 have been wounded in this misguided war. The administration has alienated long-time allies. Instead of making America more secure, they have made us less so. They have made it harder to win the real war on terrorism, the war against Al Qaeda. None of this had to happen.

Slap the faces of the millions of Iraqis freed from the despotic regime of Saddam. Pay no attention to the fact Saddam violated numerous U.N. resolutions for years and was an imminent threat to the region. That doesn’t count.

How could any President have possibly squandered the enormous goodwill that flowed to America from across the world after September 11th?

Easy, he wasn’t fooled by their rhetoric.

Most of the world still knows what we can be - what only we can be - and they want us to be that nation again.

America must be a light to the world, and under John Kerry and John Edwards, that’s what America will be.

Controlled by the Internationalists, yes, that’s what it will be.

We need a President who will bind up the nation’s wounds. We need a President who will be a symbol of respect in a world yearning to be at peace again. We need John Kerry as our President.

Yes, the world wants Kerry to be President, Arafat, Iran, North Korea, etc. all have a big stake in Kerry being President not to mention France. Move on to the nanny state pitch.

Time and again in America’s history, we as Democrats have offered new hope - of a stronger, fairer, more prosperous future for all our people, a society that feeds the hungry, shelters the homeless, and cares for the sick - so that none must walk alone.

Tax, spend, regulate up the wazoo, and mustn’t forget the Clinton legacy, HIPPA and Politically Correctness. Back to the digs.

Only leaders who know this history - and abide by the ideals that shaped it - deserve to be trusted with our nation’s future. Sometimes, as in recent years, they have fooled us with their rhetoric. But we will not let them fool us twice.

Wait, the ones fooled are the ones buying the Democrats’ line.

In the White House, inscribed on a plaque above the fireplace in the State Dining Room, is a prayer - a simple but powerful prayer of John Adams, the first president to live in that great house. It reads: “I pray heaven to bestow the best of blessings on this house and on all that shall hereafter inhabit it. May none but [the] honest and wise ever rule under this roof.” In November, we will make those words ring true again

A prayer, Democrats aren’t appealing to their base here - the irreligious secularists. And note that dig at the Bush administration, insinuating he wasn’t honest and wise. I see the gloves have been removed.

In the depths of the Depression, Franklin Roosevelt inspired the nation when he said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Today, we say the only thing we have to fear is four more years of George Bush.

Not me, I fear four year without George Bush. Kerry would undo all the good Bush did.

Now it is our turn to take up the cause. Our struggle is not with some monarch named George who inherited the crown.

Although it often seems that way.

Geesh, do these digs at Bush ever stop? Anyway, that’s enough of that gasbag. You can read the full speech at Fox.

I’ve Got Mail

Quoting from an email from McAfee.

W32/Mydoom.o@MM is a Medium-On-Watch mass-mailing worm that tries to open a hacker backdoor on your PC. Often pretending to be a bounced email alert, the worm arrives inside an attachment then spreads by sending itself to stolen contacts and via peer-to-peer programs.

Up-to-date McAfee VirusScan users with DAT 4381 are protected from this threat. Note: To fortify anti-virus defense against viruses that carry backdoor payloads, we recommend installing McAfee Personal Firewall Plus.

What should I look for?

FROM: Varies. Examples: “Bounced mail,” “MAILER-DAEMON,” “Mail Administrator”. Often spoofed.
SUBJECT: Varies. Examples: delivery failed, Message could not be delivered, Mail System Error - Returned Mail
BODY: Example: We have received reports that your account was used to send a large amount of junk email messages during the last week.
ATTACHMENT: Examples: README, INSTRUCTION, TRANSCRIPT

I’ve got mail.

From: MAILER-DAEMON@mindofmog.net [check]
Subject: Report
Date: July 27, 2004 2:45:32 PM MST
To: xxxxxxx@mindofmog.net [wasn't even sent to me]

Dear user of mindofmog.net,

We have received reports that your e-mail account has been used to send a large amount of spam during this week.
We suspect that your computer was compromised and now runs a trojaned proxy server. [check]

We recommend you to follow our instruction in order to keep your computer safe.

Have a nice day,
The mindofmog.net support team.

I didn’t know I had a support team. Think I need a pledge drive to pay for that support team. Attached was a zip file which contains MyDoom, betcha. Anyway, I don’t use a peer to peer program, rarely use the PC, and I am not worried about what the worm will do to the iBook.

Macs rule.

Sullivan/Kerry/Edwards

Horsefeathers has it right, exactly why Andrew Sullivan is supporting Kerry months before Andy announces it. Ace of Spades nails it too.

It’s not Abu Ghraib and Iraq that Ed Driscoll and Charles at LGF point out Sullivan has the hots for.

Check out this fisking of dear Andy by Steven Green, essential reading especially since Andy is skirting the issue.

And the issue is, was, and will be, no matter how Andy spins it, gay marriage.

Jay, ever the voice of reason, tells why we shouldn’t care what Andy does. Now if he only had Andy’s money, I’d rather read Jay any day.

Sleep No Doom

Sleep is a good thing as I missed all the frustration of trying to Google yesterday. Seems Google was hit by the MyDoom worm.

Hey, wasn’t that the day Google made/announced/whatever their IPO? Perfect timing.

Not perfect price however, leaves me out.

Draft Dodgers Inc.

Was reading about copycat Kerry and noted this quote from this NewsMax article.

Saying he would defend Bush’s decision to enlist in the Guard, Kerry rattled off a long list of Vietnam-era options that lumped Guard service in with draft-dodging.

“I’ve never made any judgments about any choice somebody made about avoiding the draft, about going to Canada, going to jail, being a conscientious objector [or] going into the National Guard,” he told Sean Hannity. “Those are choices people make.”

He forgot one… being a woman. See, women in the military (who volunteered and were not drafted) back then didn’t go to ‘Nam unless they were nurses and even then they were in a supporting role. I do remember his saying something along the line of only combat experience mattered. Pissed me off at the time as I served during the VietNam War. Must find quote.

Continually Updated

The poop, the scoop, everything you want to know about the DNC and moore brought to you by the one and only Michelle (with two l’s).

Including Natalie Portman in a John Kerry heartthrob t-shirt. Considering the brilliance of the last two Star Wars movies, no big deal.. really.

Send Me!

Should be the bloggers tagline as these bloggers are getting to go to the Republican National Convention.

Matt of Blogs for Bush
Kevin of Wizbang
Michele of a Small Victory
Captain Ed of Captain’s Quarters (also B4B)
Scott of Slant Point
John of Power Line
Karol from Dean’s World, Spot On, and formerly B4B.
Bill from INDC Journal
Tom from RealClear Politics
Ben from Red State
Tacitus
Roger L. Simon
Brian from Campaign Web Review
David from OxBlog
Hugh Hewitt

List Updated 08/17/04

Congratulations to all of them. I know which bloggers I’ll be reading. Considering all the bloggers that blog for Bush, must have been a challenge picking the best ones but they did.