Hey, dey convergd nd I’z not talkin about teh hug for show Bill nd Hillary made (Thx Michelle for teh link). Almost all ov dem togethr, now dat’z a thrill.

If u want convenshun coverage, noone beatz thiz woman so not even tryin. LOL!!!1! “Spawn ov Satan convenshun” inded, LOL. She owt-Laird Lair.

Ann Coultr rulez.

Update: Michelle noticd.

She barely mentiond him, went on about John Kerry, somethin about healthcare, a lot ov othr style ovr substance, on nd on she drond about how grate John Kerry iz!!!1! U’d think she thinkz he’z teh greatest thin since peanut buttr. Awwww!!!1, LOL! Didn’t even see teh knife in his back.

Still, cud haz mentiond her hubby.

Update: Well, gotz teh speech frum FoxNewz nd she did give him sum small menshun here which I missd in all dat Kerry luv.

Twelve yearz ago, when our country needd new leadership, Americanz electd a Democrat who gave uz eight yearz ov peace, prosperity, nd promise. 2nite I haz teh pleasure ov introducin teh last grate Democratic President.

Nd juicy headlinez, don’t forget Monicagate, LOL. Anyway cut to long dissertashun on John F’n Kerry. LOL!!!1!!!1! Finally, back to a small blurb about Bill.

In 1992 nd 1996, Americanz chose a President who left our country in far bettr shape than when he took office. He still spendz his dayz workin to empowr teh powerlesz, promote rashul, religiouz, nd ethnic reconciliashun, inspire young peepz to citizen service, nd brin life savin medicinez to peepz livin wit HIV/AIDS around teh world.

It iz questionable whethr or not he left it in bettr shape. Sidez, thought he spent his dayz hawkin his book.

He showd Democratz how to win again. Nd so will John Kerry. Pleez welcome teh 42nd President ov teh Unitd Statez, Bill Clinton.

He gotz a bettr intro frum President Bush when dey were dedicatin portraitz ov dem. Dat’z sad.

Lair haz a new project, teh Give Ur Money To Anyone But Andrew Sullivan project. Why? Cause he, Andy not Lair, makez plenty off his pledge drivez, way moar than his bandwidth costz. To quote Michelle Malkin who coverz in depth wit linkage Andrew’z estimatd bandwidth costz:

By comparison, Sullivan raisd somewhere around $120,000 frum his readerz last summr. A previouz pledge drive raisd $79,020.

I cud live on dat nd dat’z jus for his bloggin. Doesn’t count his payin gigz. Course, expect Andrew’z base may change their mindz about donatin as he haz most likely turnd off his conservative readerz wit his one topic rantz nd his finally comin owt for Kerry, LOL. He will appeal to liberalz thou. Wondr how deep their pockitz are?

There are othr deservin bloggerz who don’t get teh cash dat Andrew doez. Spread teh wealth around. Gud project, gud idea.

Iz up way b4 I gotz around to checkin, iz at Lair’z, LOL. I does haz an excuse, waz at work nd not goofin off on their crap PC. Psycho Kitteh iz happy to be a featurd feline instead ov her way kewt kittenz. LOL!!!1! See.

“He’z gud at two thinz. He’z gud at gettin himself electd nd he’z gud at marryin rich women.”

Man wut a tagline for John F’n Kerry.