Not in Iraq, nope, not in Iraq according to WND.

U.S. and Iraqi officials are denying a newspaper report claiming nuclear weapons have been found near Saddam Hussein’s hometown of Tikrit.

The Iraqi daily Al-Sabah reported three missiles armed with nuclear warheads were found in a concrete trench.

Probably a good thing it was not true cause if Saddam knew about them, he probably would have used them before now. Not on a ship off the coast of Delaware either according to Reuters.

U.S. officials boarded a Turkish ship in the Delaware River on Thursday after the vessel’s captain — angry at delays caused by separate Coast Guard security checks — said there was a bomb on board, a Coast Guard official said.

The captain quickly retracted the statement and said he did not mean it, but maritime security officials boarded the ship for a bomb check anyway.

Not a joking matter either. Eediot!