Landscaping Tip

Build a wall. It hides the trash from view and keeps the dogs out of your garden. Trust me on that.

Trousergate Unzipped

One must be extremely careful when it comes to men and pants. It is safe to say they stuff the darndest things in their pants. One observation, yet another person in the Clinton administration got in trouble for what’s in their pants. Might I suggest keeping it in his pants, it and nothing else.

Men always seem to obsess over what’s in their pants, maybe they should think before they zip/unzip. Might get in trouble here. I can see a big mess. On the other hand, I can see the story quickly buried in the mainstream press if only to avoid all the pants jokes. And save the Democrats some embarassment come election time. I fail to see how this will help Hillary thou unlike the other flap (one involving yellowcake).

However, seeing as Mr Berger is John Kerry’s foreign policy advisor, I can only imagine the good advice he is giving Kerry. Then again just the fact he is Kerry’s foreign policy advisor might help Hillary. She is unlikely to have a pants problem seeing as that’s a man thing.

Might want to take the safe, non pants route and volunteer and/or donate to the Bush campaign. I have. (more…)

Floating Away

I should with all the water I drank. Stone is still there, hurts worse than kitty claws sunk into my back.

Must have sleep first then I’ll get back to drinking to flush that stone away.

Hey, trying to unclog a ureter is worse than trying to unclog a toilet. My portable iPod/Dodge Neon’s stereo do it myself lithotripsy unit didn’t break up the stone it had dislodged from the kidney yesterday. But the music rocked anyway.

iPods still rule.