1. Show off ur multi-taskin talentz! Wut does u/can u does while u blog at teh same time?

IM, chat in group chat liek #mixedwingnutz, Photoshop, nd watch FoxNewz.

2. It’z late. I’m not sleepin. I’m resistin teh munchiez. Does u haz a favorite blog fud? Awwww!!!1! U noes - teh one fud, in general, dat u brin wit u as u plop in front ov teh computr wit intenshunz to blog?

I does not eat at teh computr as I value mah iBook too much. Experience haz taught me dat iz teh safest course ov acshun.

3!!!1! Unique findz? Funny postz? LOL!!!1! Thought provokin writez? LOL!!!1! Ire inducin rantz!!!1! List ‘em!

Teh anti design dat doesn’t work in Safari.

Thiz isn’t a post, iz an album filld wit kitty catz.

Airdrop soup.

Time for a dose ov kewt, Izzy kewt. One ov teh most therapeutic thinz iz a kitteh to pet. I haz eight. Now if dey wud only stick to teh kewt stuff.

Realizd I haz been up for 24 hourz so sleep iz in ordr. Oh stayin up haz iz down sidez, teh optic neuritiz, teh neuralgia, teh paresthesiaz, teh expressive afasia nd dysarthric speech all worse (last two teh night peep in charge noticd) cause ov teh heat but when I gotz on teh elevator to go home nd saw mah favorite kewt guy at work nd he askd me how I waz, I smild nd sez, “Fine.”

Sum thinz jus aren’t impaird.

Neithr iz mah sense ov smell, I can smell kitty poop noes problem nd clean it up noes problem cept for teh ill feelinz I haz toward dat one kitteh.