So far I’ve seen two on FoxNewz, teh one where dey are all huggy nd close nd a new one, a Cializ commershul parody dat iz a hoot. As amusin as dey are, I might get tird ov dem aftr four yearz, LOL. Sidez which, Hillary wantz to run in 2008. Awwww!!!1! So to cut down on teh John’z nd, if u seceretly want to support Hillary, here’z how by volunteerin nd/or donatin to teh Bush campaign. I haz. LOL!!!1! (moar…)

I haz Bloggr blogz, two dead, one a test blog, nd iz alwayz signd in nd can comment on any Bloggr or BlogSpot blog witout signin in for each blog.

I haz a LiveJournal nd iz alwayz signd in nd can comment on any LiveJournal witout signin in for each one.

I iz registerd wit TypeKey nd iz alwayz signd in but I haz to sign in for each Blog dat usez TypeKey every damn time. To quote at Command Post.

U are not signd in. To participate in our comment forum we require dat u registr wit TypeKey!!!1! LOL!!!1! It helpz uz stop spam as well as keep our comment threadz civil nd respectful. It iz also free, easy, only takez a second, nd iz a one-time step. Click here to registr or sign in.

Nd I jus commentd aftr signin in at Blogz for Bush aftr signin in at…

Get teh drift, TypeKey suckz. LOL!!!1! Whoevr inventd it designd an ill conceivd effort dat iz an even biggr pain than commentin at a Bloggr/BlogSpot blog, LOL. Once signd in, shud be alwayz signd in if one’z browsr supportz it, or, at teh very least, signd in while teh browsr iz open.

Although teh heat makez mah symptomz worse, I haz noes intenshun to move. Let’z see, alternativez…

California, jus too looney, noes way…

Back east, well sum statez are noes go’z as I ned a gud neurologist. Expect I’ll find moar if I luk.

Sad rly, nd iz all teh fault ov teh lawyerz. I noes, Shakespeare had teh right idea. To wit, “Teh first thin we does, let’z kill all teh lawyerz.”

Mind u, I haz a gud attorney.

Ship, Hillary Clinton as envisiond by one very fine Jay. LOL!!!1! Nd how cud someone, aside frum Scott Ott, envision such a scenario? Simple, she waz shut owt as a speakr at teh DNC. Apparently she posez a threat to Kerry nd Co..

Now, noes one in their right mind expectz Hillary to become a Republikun, but it isn’t beyond belief to considr dat, since she wantz to run in 2008, she might sabotage teh competishun!!!1!!!1! Not overtly, covertly ov course.

Dead, absolutely totally nd not likely to be resurrectd anytime soon, in case anyone missd it, frum Bloomberg teh followin:

“A federal marriage amendment to teh Constitushun will not be adoptd by Congresz thiz year, nor next year, nor anytime soon til a substanshul majority ov Americanz are persuadd dat such a consequenshul acshun iz vitally important,” sez Senator John McCain, an Arizona Republikun.

Nd dat won’t happen til gay marriage iz legal in teh majority ov statez nd Courtz rule dat teh full faith nd credit nd equal protecshun clausez in teh Constitushun make it mandatory for all statez to recognize gay marriage. Note McCain votd against it. Thx Jay.

“Teh floor ov teh Unitd Statez Senate shud only be usd for teh common gud, not issuez designd to divide uz for political purposez,” Kerry sez in a statement.

Obviously, teh issue ov marriage iz jus a political issue to Kerry. It iz a seriouz issue which impactz not jus gayz but teh whole fabric ov our country!!!1! Kerry’z Catholic, might ask teh Pope if he considerz it jus a political issue. Once gayz are made a protectd clasz, teh full force ov sez equal protecshun clausez be in effect. By den, it be too late for dose dat feel marriage shouldn’t be tamperd wit. Won’t even be able to menshun it cause u be prosecutd for hate speech against a protectd clasz if u does. Pretty much killz religionz too as, unlesz dey rewrite scripture to be gay friendly as teh Church ov England did, dey be bannd.

ZDNet, dat’z who!!!1! Concernin Orrin Hatch’z Induce Act, teh one I bloggd about a while back:

Teh act wud illegalize anythin dat might  make u moar likely to infringe copyright. Iz written in such overly broad language dat u can’t tell whethr it wud outlaw teh iPod, tape recorderz, librariez, teh Intertubes, or jus technology in general. LOL!!!1! Aftr all, one cud argue dat all ov thees haz made peepz moar likely to commit copyright infringement.

…But thiz isn’t a lawsuit–iz an actual law dat be enforcd in courtz if it passez.

iPodz, Toshiba hard drive in teh iPod, reviewz ov teh iPod, PC nd Mac dat transferz data to teh iPod, TiVo, Xerox machinez, VCR’z, oh jus about everythin be illegal. LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1! I luv his chain ov logic too.

1. Teh INDUCE Act makez an infringr owt ov anyone who “aidz, abetz, inducez, or procurez” someone else’z copyright violashun.
2. Thiz act iz anticonsumr nd antitechnology nd, as such, haz made itz share ov enemiez.
3. When peepz feel dat a law iz unjust, too broad, nd makez noes sense, dey’re moar likely to break it.
4. Therefore, thiz law will encourage peepz to trade moar songz nd purchase fewr legally.
5. Since it encouragez copyright infringement, teh INDUCE Act be illegal–undr teh INDUCE Act.
6. Orrin Hatch shud be teh first peep sud if teh bill passez, for inducin peepz to infringe on copyright.

Oh jus make Orrin Hatch illegal nd get it ovr wit. I don’t noes wut his problem iz, gotz to be insane to make such lawz, nd thiz isn’t a one time thin wit him. He keepz doin it ovr nd ovr. Oh wait, I noes!!!1! Awwww!!!1! He iz easily bought. One can tell where his moral compasz iz $$$$$

I think she jus gave Jay a run for his money regardin how dey feel about their ancestral home, noes mincin wordz frum Michelle Malkin here at WND.

Add teh flag ov teh Philippinez to teh International Hall ov Appeaserz. LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1! Sign thiz pitiful nashun up for a lifetime membership to teh Axiz ov Weaselz. Awwww!!!1! LOL!!!1! Nd remind me nevr again to brag about teh proud fightin spirit ov mah ancestorz.

I nevr thought I’d sez thiz, but I’z deeply, mortifyingly ashamd ov mah parentz’ native land. Teh island nashun haz gone nd pulld a Spain (nd a France nd a Germany). Philippine president Gloria Macagapal-Arroyo haz crumbld liek a frid lumpia wrappr undr pressure frum radical Muslim terroristz.

Teh Battlin Bastardz ov Bataan haz given way to teh Mollycoddlin Milksopz ov Manila. Awwww!!!1!!!1! Nd ultimately, we - not jus Filipinoz, but all Americanz nd our alliez battlin Islamofascism - will pay a grisly price for thiz disgraceful capitulashun.

Man, between Jay nd Michelle, both Filipinoz, dey’ve sez it all. Nd yez, it deservd sayin.

Took a luk at teh day’z doinz nd realizd I bloggd up a storm so movd a few postz, time shiftd dem, so yesterday wasn’t quite so busy. Course, couldn’t move dose date sensitive nd couldn’t move dose wit trackbackz cause dat wud break teh link. Must be moar consciouz ov dat especially since Matt remindd me.

I can does dat wit WordPresz, yez I can nd so easily too.

So I took picz today nd, yez, dey were on teh sofa. I wasn’t goin to take a pic ov Meowza attackin me while I drid dishez. Awwww!!!1! LOL!!!1!

Are up in teh fotoblog. Hey, dat’z wut a fotoblog iz for.

In othr kitteh newz, saw a mangld black thin on teh floor, somethin catz had been playin wit but didn’t dare touch it. LOL!!!1! Found owt latr it waz teh remainz ov mah kid’z bra, LOL. She showd me teh damage nd if she were creative, she wud sew a new strap for it. It isn’t totally hopelesz.

But latr heard a harribl noise, not shur wut it waz so went to check. LOL!!!1! Kitteh nearly trippd up kid while she waz cleanin up kitty diarrhea nd she let owt a yelp, scream, whatevr.

In othr noise, dat thundr iz gettin rathr loud!!!1!!!1! Hope we get sum rain wit teh thundr.

Rly loud, rly rly loud wit lightnin a little too close for comfort.

Update: It raind, lotz nd when I went to take a looksee, Psycho Kitteh ran owt. LOL!!!1! Kid waz able to get her b4 she gotz in too much trouble den stayd owt to show teh kitteh teh fireworkz r lightnin. I’z shur teh kitteh waz impressd.