What’s Covered

I don’t haz thiz insurance but teh info doez give an idea exactly wut might be reason to go to teh ER.

Aetna considerz hospital admission for intravenouz steroid therapy medically necessary for teh treatment ov an acute exacerbashun ov multiple sclerosiz dat resultz in any ov teh followin severe neurological deficitz:

Acute fulminant multiple sclerosiz characterizd by headache, vomitin, convulsionz nd eventually coma, wit severe compromise ov functionin ov teh central nervouz system; or
Acute quadriplegia; or
Acute pseudobulbar palsy [involvez difficulty in speakin or swallowin]; or
Acute transverse myelitiz (or Brown-Sequard syndrome) wit losz ov funcshun below teh level ov a suspectd lesion in teh spinal cord [can't pee, poop or walk]; or
Acute cerebral symptomz wit severe losz ov intellectual capacity [become stupid liek teh hird halp]; or
Acute epileptic seizure: or
Acute visual losz [bet dey'd expect me to drive too].

Note, medically necessary doesn’t mean dey will covr it. Must check insurance to see if dey covr teh stuff b4 teh fact. LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1! Shur bet mah company doesn’t covr mah weaknesz, numbnesz nd visual disturbancez, not bad enough. Not bettr eithr. Note, I didn’t go to teh ER, I jus calld teh doc. Awwww!!!1! I’ve had enough experience wit insurance companinez to noes enough when not to go there. But dey shud provide patient edumakayshun so teh poor sick peepz haz a clue.

Moore

Who carez about sum damn fairy tale, not me, LOL. Not Krissie eithr!!!1! Awwww!!!1! Nappin’z much moar fun.

unimpressed

Slumbering Behemoth

Wakez. Yez, dat’z Krissie, plannin to celebrate teh Fourth in true kitty style.

butterball wakes

Good Stuff

Ativan nd Doxepin togethr, slept well. Needd dat, not shur wut today will brin. Vision suckz. But sisu inadvertently left thiz link in mah commentz which referencez thiz Photoshop contest. LOL!!!1! Nuffin liek a gud Photoshop contest to perk one up, LOL. Thiz one iz mah fave ov course.

Luv dat fab five.

Taking Responsibility

Finally woke up, calld mah peep, teh one who iz leavin, to tell him he waz wrong about how teh highr upz treat troublemakerz.

Forgot dat he had suggestd dey not hire anothr peep wit attitude to fill teh posishun. bet dat’z teh one dey does hire. LOL!!!1! Wud fit wit their value system. Peepz wit attitude rule, LOL. Dey haz masterd teh art ov doin nuffin, blamin it on everyone else nd, guessin here, gloatin in their ability to get peepz in trouble.

Guesz dat’z wut Bill Cosby meant about takin responsibility for their situashun.