Yes, this is old but it makes a point, even Maureen Dowd can make sense sometimes. Quoting the most fun parts.

John Kerry’s advisers were surprised and annoyed to hear that Mr. Gore hollered so much, he made Howard Dean look like George Pataki. They don’t want voters to be reminded of the wackadoo wing of the Democratic Party.

They would like Mr. Gore, who brought bad karma to Mr. Dean with his primary endorsement, to zip it and go away. But more and more Democrats think it is Mr. Kerry who should zip it and go away.

Thankfully for the Democrats, Al exemplified the wackadoo wing with flying colors, not to be soon forgotten.

Mr. Kerry has made a huge $25 million ad buy in recent weeks, believing that the better voters know him, the more they’ll like him. But many Democrats fear he’s one of those supercilious/smarmy candidates (like Al Gore) for whom the opposite is true: the more you know him, the less you want to see him.

Heh, heh, so true. Course, what else is there to Kerry? He’s kindof beat the “I’m a Vietnam war hero” to death.

Mr. Kerry, once a critic of campaign financing abuses, had toyed with the idea of not accepting the nomination at his nominating convention so he could spend even more in contributions. While he announced yesterday that he had dropped that belittled idea, maybe he just didn’t take the plan far enough.

Maybe he shouldn’t go down from his town house on Beacon Hill to the Fleet Center at all. The conventioneers may be more galvanized if they focus on vividly vivisecting Mr. Bush, instead of being dulled to distraction by Mr. Kerry, waving stiffly in his Oxford-cloth shirt, trying to be all things to all people all the prime time.

The Democrats are already excited to see the Republicans acting as fractious as they usually act.

The less we see of their candidate, the better off he is. Sad for them that is.