Solving the world’s oil crisis one butterball at a time according to Desert Cat. Quoting his source:

“The blood, guts, skin, feathers and bones, called turkey offal, are being converted into oil at the plant in Carthage, about 50 miles west of Springfield. Owners of the plant announced this week that they have begun selling between 100 and 200 barrels of the oil per day.

…A method called Thermal Conversion Process converts the offal from turkeys at a nearby Butterball plant into oil, fatty acids, natural gas, minerals and carbon.

Hmm, both Krissie and Edloe are butterballs, better watch out kitties or it’s oil for you. I just know there will be some people that will not want to stop with turkeys. Hey, remember Soylent Green.