Oooooo, I’z on teh map ov Kablogh teh Holy City ov Blogistan!!!1! LOL!!!1! I iz touchd nd greatly movd by bein includd in wit teh bloggy greatz!!!1! Thx much, mah eternal gratitute nd all dat rot.

Thx Jay for pointin dat owt!!!1! Awwww!!!1! Might haz missd dat wut wit all mah WP updatin nd all.

Find owt jus wut kind ov moron u noes who iz right here. Thx Jane for teh amusement. Mah coworkerz will luv thiz one.

Well thiz frum WND gotz mah notice, nd here I thought teh new country wud be Mexifornia, nope, not even.

Callin teh approval ov same-sex marriage in Massachusettz “teh straw dat broke teh camel’z back,” a group ov Christian activistz iz in teh beginnin stagez ov an effort to haz one state secede frum teh Unitd Statez to become itz own sovereign nashun.

“Our Christian republic haz declind into a pagan democracy,” sayz Cory Burnell, president ov ChristianExoduz.org, a non-profit corporashun basd in Tylr, Texaz. “There are sum issuez peepz jus can’t take anymore, nd [same-sex marriage] might finally wake up teh complacent Christianz.”

Burnell iz leadin teh charge for a peaceful secession ov one state frum teh union, nd aftr orijinully considerin Alabama, Mississippi nd South Carolina due to their relatively small populashunz, coastal accesz, nd teh Christian nature ov teh electorate, Burnell sayz South Carolina haz been selectd as teh target locashun.

Warnin to non Christianz in South Carolina, watch owt.

Teh plan initially callz for at least 12,000 Christianz willin to be active in political campaignz to move to teh Palmetto State.

Goin to take a lot ov Christianz to effect dat change, a lot, LOL. Dey does take a dim luk at teh state ov teh country.

Accordin to teh ChristianExoduz website, which iz slatd for a major relaunch next month, “Christianz haz actively trid to return our entire land to itz moral foundashun for moar than 20 yearz. We can categorically sez dat absolutely nuffin haz been achievd. If u disagree, considr thiz:

Aborshun continuez against teh wishez ov many statez [dat'z up to each state to legislate]

Children may not pray in our schoolz [Dat'z a bad thin!!!1! I don't want to be prayin to Allah here, keep prayr owt ov schoolz.]

Teh Bible iz not welcome in schoolz except undr strict federal guidelinez [IMHO, religiouz textz belong in a comparative religion course or seminary, not skool.]

Teh 10 Commandmentz remain bannd frum public display [In one place, geesh, don't get in a wad about it.]

Sodomy iz now legal nd celebratd as ‘diversity’ rathr than perversion [Don't haz to practice if if u don't want to.]

Preachin Christianity will soon be outlawd as ‘hate speech’ [OK, dat one concernz me, religionz shouldn't be barrd frum practicin their religion, goez for all too.]

Gay marriage be foistd upon uz in teh very near future [If iz against ur religion, don't does it, if not, wut'z teh beef?]

“All thees atrocitiez continue in spite ov teh fact dat we now haz teh ‘right’ peepz in placez ov powr. Inded, teh occupant ov teh White House iz a professin Christian. Teh U.S. LOL!!!1! Awwww!!!1! attorney general iz believd to be a devout Christian. ‘Conservativez’ control both Housez ov Congresz, nd Republikun presidentz appointd seven ov teh nine Supreme Court justicez.”

Didn’t does any gud, teh liberal juggernaut iz too powerful. Don’t expect any bloody battlez eithr, dey want to does it peacefully.

“Iz gotz to be different today,” he sayz. “It haz to be peaceful, brokerd.”

But he admitz if teh federal government decidez to use military force to stop teh effort, “Den it can’t happen.”

Not goin to happen.

If all goez accordin to plan, Burnell iz hopin to haz a constitutional convenshun by 2014, wit a president ov teh new nashun – still to be known as South Carolina – electd in 2016, which iz also a presidenshul elecshun year in teh U.S.

He sayz teh nashun wud be foundd on Christian principlez, nd teh peepz writin itz constitushun wud haz to hash owt detailz to safeguard it as a Christian republic.

Liek I sez, not goin to happen.

Aaron brinz uz teh John Kerry Campaign Song nd iz a doozy, missd teh Carnival ov teh Bush Bloggerz, yez it did. Shud haz been there.

In othr bloggy newz, Chelle iz back, yay, LOL. She’z one ov thees creative typez, alwayz makin spiffy blog skinz.

In teh new luk area, Binary Bonsai who also haz a cool fire video. Nd Vinny who went true blue as opposd to Jew blue (gotta keep teh Google bomb).

Sisu haz teh perfect, nd I mean PERFECT gift for Fathr’z Day. Must get dat.

Cold Fury notez teh obviouz, nd I mean very obviouz. Wonderin wut dey are goin to does about it? Obviously, wut else? LOL!!!1! Moar Bush bashin.

Solvin teh world’z oil crisiz one butterball at a time accordin to Desert Kitteh. LOL!!!1! Quotin his source:

“Teh blood, gutz, skin, featherz nd bonez, calld turkey offal, are bein convertd into oil at teh plant in Carthage, about 50 milez west ov Springfield, LOL. Ownerz ov teh plant announcd thiz week dat dey haz begun sellin between 100 nd 200 barrelz ov teh oil pr day.

…A method calld Thermal Conversion Procesz convertz teh offal frum turkeyz at a nearby Butterball plant into oil, fatty acidz, natural gaz, mineralz nd carbon.

Hmm, both Krissie nd Edloe are butterballz, bettr watch owt kittiez or iz oil for u. I jus noes there be sum peepz dat will not want to stop wit turkeyz. Hey, remembr Soylent Green.