Bein dizzy all day suckz, didn’t get much dun. But I’z not dat dizzy, LOL. Quotin:

But in teh twentieth century, women became moar nd moar involvd in teh body politic, nd in industry, nd in teh media — nd mostly, thiz haz not been a gud thin. LOL!!!1! When women gotz teh vote, it waz inevitable dat government waz goin to become moar powerful, moar intrusive, nd moar “protective” (ie. moar coddlin), because women are hard-wird to treasure security moar than uncertainty nd dangr. It waz therefore inevitable dat their feminine influence on politicz waz goin to emfasize (lowercase “z”) soshul security.

Comez acrosz liek he thinkz women shouldn’t be allowd to vote. Thought teh moar intrusive, protective crap waz in response to our litigiouz society, ie lawyerz, not sum girly women. Well, mebbeh Hillary Clinton. Iz teh Liberalz dat want teh nanny state, not me. He goez on to sez:

I’z goin to illustrate thiz by talkin about TV, because TV iz a reliable barometr ov our culture.

Moar properly, TV may be a reliable barometr ov wut Hollywood ie liberal America wantz our culture to be or not. Iz predominantly a bunch ov immoral mind rot which iz why I rarely watch it. Considr thiz, Kim’z idea ov bein a real man:

“Teh Man Show” waz bettr, at least for teh first season — men leerin at chickz, men f—in around wit ridiculouz gamez liek “pin teh bra on teh boobiez”, men havin ber-drinkin competishunz, nd women on trampolinez. Excellent stuff, only not strong enough. I don’t watch it anymore, eithr, because iz plain dat teh idea haz been subvertd by girly-men, nd turnd into a parody ov itself.

If dat, his idea ov a real man, shur isn’t mine. Moar liek sum sexist pig if u ask me. Course, dat didn’t stop him frum rippin one ov teh moar entertainin (nd clean) showz owt there.

Finally, we come to teh TV show which to mah mind epitomizez everythin bad about wut we haz become: Quer Eye For Teh Straight Guy. Playin on teh homo Bravo Channel, thiz piece ov excrement haz taken ovr teh popular culture by storm (nd so far, teh only countr haz been teh wonderful South Park episode which took it apart for teh bullz–t it iz).

I’z sry, but teh premise ov teh show nauseatez me. A bunch ov homosexualz tryin to “improve” ordinary men into somethin “bettr” (ie. moar acceptable to women): changin teh guy’z clothez, his home decor, his music — for f—’z sake, wut kind ov girly-man wud allow thees simperin butt-banditz to change his life around?

Yez, teh men are, by nd large, slobz. Big f—in deal. LOL!!!1! Last time I lookd, dat’z normal. Men are slobz, nd dat only changez when women try to civilize dem by marriage. Dat’z teh natural ordr ov thinz.

Well, havin datd a slob eonz ago nd havin attemptd to clean his place up, I appreciate men dat don’t haz hairballz cloggin their sinkz nd trash everywhere. Nd I enjoy dat show. There’z lotz moar in his rant. Somehow, Kim comez acrosz as a gun totin Acidman, neithr ov which iz mah kind ov man. He’z also as diplomatic as Misha which shud be warnin for dose wit sensitive eyez. Editd his language a bit, why teh dashez.

Carnival ov teh Catz iz up nd it iz, as usual, kitty filld, beatz kitty crap filld. Remindz me, time to clean teh litterboxez again. Oh nd for a moment ov kitty cutenesz, nothr pic.

Ilyka Damen posez an interestin filosofical kweshun, which garnerd thiz rly classic comment.

Ur regular run-ov-teh-mill assholez be somewhat paranoid nd think u are talkin about dem whereaz teh truly grate assholez will not recognize themselvez due to their delusionz ov grandeur, which iz a one ov teh primary symptomz ov truly grate assholinesz.

Luv it. Now, properly tantilizd, must read Ilyka’z kweshun.

1. Blog confession time: Iz there a topic dat u shy away frum on purpose on ur blog, LOL? Wut iz dat topic, nd why?

Work specificz. Noes ned to noes although sum peepz does.

2!!!1!!!1! Define ur blog to teh world - in six wordz.

Mah life, mah catz, mah opinionz - or in Applespeak: iLife, iCatz, iOpinionz

3. Repeat kweshun frum RE: Blogz 1: Wut iz current, most favorite blog tool?

WordPresz, dat much shud be obviouz. Noes problem wit blog bein unaccessable or failin to load wit linkmanagr unlike wit Blogrollin, LOL. Nd u can set how often it checkz teh weblogs_cache. Course, set it too often iz a memory drain on teh servr.

4. RE:Blogz dat haz capturd ur attenshun - noes numbr limit here - hand owt sum link luvin’z frum ur blog to theirz.

Michele nd Blogz for Bush nd Aaron for catchin Kerry’z latest gaffe dat I missd. Think he shud leave teh acid comedy to Margaret Cho.

Who Tendz Teh Firez haz teh absolute biggest linky luv goodie filld post.

Zygote haz an eyebrow liftin post dat’z a hoot in a squicky kind ov way.

Trey brinz uz blogfeud redoux.

Nuff linkz there to keep u busy for a while.

Must go shoppin, ned a spiffy watr dish liek thiz one.

Catz wud luv it!!!1! Awwww!!!1! Wondr how long it wud take for dem to break it?

Week 68

Finale:: mushroom cloud

Marshul artz:: karate chop to Michael Moore’z gutz

Flirt:: wit disastr

Energy:: oil oil oil Halliburton oil oil oil

Flavur:: Lair’z bread, recipez here.

Guesz?:: jeanz

Accomplishment:: kid finishd her massage therapy course, waitin on license nd takin advancd coursez

Prom:: wut’z dat, nevr went to one

Diploma:: wut u get if u graduate frum High Skool

Bloody:: licensin termz for MT, yeah, dat’z bloody awful

Check thees owt nd notice who iz #61, WordPresz nd #63, PhotoMatt, LOL. Dey even beat owt FoxNewz which iz #68. Bloggerz nd teh software dey use does make an impact.

I’z so glad Jay enouragd me to switch/upgrade frum b2!!!1! Let me make one thin clear, I nevr usd eee!!!1! except to guest blog. Nevr will eithr.

Why not, LOL? Course, mebbeh shud try for kitty yoga. Aw, but dey are so kewt.

Thees shamelessly swipd frum Matt.

Sub-categoriez: [Does I want too - gotz too many categoriez!!!1! LOL!!!1! Dat wud mean movin postz too. Gotta think about dat. Still, very useful.]

OPML Export nd Import: [Can specify whethr or not to fed whole postz too]

Automatic Thumbnail Creashun System: [Thought it hadn't workd when I first trid it cause teh upload doesn't display teh full code to teh thumbnail. LOL!!!1! When I discoverd it workd, fixd a bunch ov postz.]

Encryptd passwordz nd cookiez: [Noticd dat sum time ago, glad I savd an old db jus in case I forget mah password. Course, iz in keychain too.]

New plugin architecture: [Makez addin hackz easir too, lot ov hackz are now pluginz.]

Localizashun ov WordPresz nd Unicode support: [Spiffy, thou I'll stick to English.]

Advancd comment moderashun: [Been enjoyin dat for sum time.]

Post preview: [Enjoy dat too especially when punctuashun doesn't code right in quotd stuff, makez it easy to see wut I ned to fix.]

RSS nd LiveJournal Importerz: [Haven't trid it cause I had, undr b2, exportd to Live Journal. Still misz dat feature.]

Unlimitd update servicez: [Workz in Minguz, now I don't haz to use teh Pin-o-Matic.]

Directory flexbility: [WordPresz filez in one directory nd blog in a highr level directory - cool, didn't noes I cud does dat.]

Grate list ov goodiez!!!1! LOL!!!1! Nd WordPresz iz free irregardlesz ov teh numbr ov authorz nd numbr ov blogz. Expect multiple blogz in teh next release.

Waz plannin on goin, gotz up nd fd teh catz. Too dizzy, noticd I wasn’t seein too well when layin here, well iz worse gettin up. Back horizontal where I’ll stay while I hope I get usd to teh drugz. Supposd to be up to TID on teh Neurontin. Might take a bit for me to tolerate it.

Cud sleep. Dat’z doable. Yeah, sleep to dream ov Sefy.