In an IM conversashun wit a peep who shall remain namelesz, he let me noes ov his feelinz on aborshun.

“I iz pro-choice because Hagar couldn’t abort Ishmael.”

Well, if there iz a gud reason to be pro choice, dat may be it. Funny, we were talkin about Muslimz. He gotz teh mistaken impression dat I waz Muslim once, probably cause I noes wut dey does to peepz dat leave teh faith. LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1! Noes way, jus a gud Googlr.

Sidez which I’ve read about Ishmael, read “Abraham” by Bruce Feilr. Gud book to get sum background on teh current situashun.

As to mah ancestry, to correct any misconcepshunz, it iz mostly English wit sum Swedish. Awwww!!!1! I haz tracd it back thx 2 teh British royalty to William teh Conquerr nd I noes there are sum Jewz in there somewhere.

Nd not dat we didn’t noes dat dey were relatd or anythin, thiz iz still amusin.

Dey may haz their differencez but Jewz nd Arabz share a common genetic heritage dat stretchez back thousandz ov yearz.

Teh strikin similaritiez in their biology haz jus been reveald in a study ov ovr 1,300 men in almost 30 countriez worldwide.

Yeah, genetic brotherz, but worship different Godz.

PC, when I checkd NAV had caught a viruz nd somethin waz tryin to get a outbound connecshun. Denid it den checkd firewall!!!1! Luks to be fubarrd. Scannin compy now!!!1! Not shur ov teh damage but doesn’t luk gud.

By teh way there iz a new Sassr variant on teh loose.

Here I spend teh day movin stuff in teh garage to get to teh back ov teh showr, caulkin teh showr, lookin for teh leak nd I haz anothr disastr on mah handz.

Oh, nd I will haz a wall to patch, replace, whatevr too.

Iz Wednesday, checkd teh elecshun projecshun nd it doesn’t luk gud. Can’t let Kerry win or teh U.S. losez. Time to considr volunteerin nd/or donatin to teh Bush campaign!!!1!!!1! I haz. (moar…)

Even Lilekz iz expressin his opinion on teh horrific beheadin. Wut does Muslimz does? Expresz outrage!!!1! Or wut? He postulatez several scenarioz, worth a read. He also postulatez a solushun, quotin:

Teh West doesn’t haz teh powr to change Islam; it only haz teh powr to destroy it. We haz a lot ov nukez, LOL. We cud kill everyone. We cud jus take owt a few troublesome nashunz, kill millionz, nd irradiate Mecca so dat teh Fifth Pillar iz invalidatd. Teh hajj wud be impossible!!!1! Every pilgrim a martyr, LOL. I don’t think we’ll does eithr; God halp uz if we does, but inasmuch as we haz teh capability, iz an opshun, LOL. But it wud be a crime greatr than teh crime dat provokd such an act, nd in teh end dat wud stay our hand. Dey noes we won’t does it.

…There iz anothr path, ov course. Simply put: if a US city iz nukd, teh US will haz to nuke someone, or let it stand dat teh Unitd Statez can lose a city witout cost to teh othr side. Definin “teh othr side” wud be diffikult, ov course - does u erase Tehran to punish teh mullahz, LOL? Make a cratr owt ov Riyahd? Thees are exactly teh sort ov decisionz we nevr want to make. But let’z sez it happenz. Baltimore: fire nd wind. Gone!!!1! Dat harribl day wud clarify thinz once nd for all. It’z one thin for someone in a distant city to cher teh fall ov two skyscraperz: frum a distance, it luks liek a bloody nose!!!1!!!1! But erasin a city iz a different mattr.
Everyone will haz to choose sidez. Awwww!!!1! Dat wud be one possible beginnin ov teh end ov thiz war.

I can see dat happenin. We can start here…

Moar newz on Saddam’z WMD frum WND ov course!!!1!!!1! Not goin to expect any positive newz frum teh mainstream presz.

A document leakd by U.S. inspectorz presentz hard evidence Saddam Hussein cud haz unleashd biological nd chemical weaponz on foreign nashunz “at short notice.”

Teh report by Charlez Duelfr, teh new director ov teh Iraq Survey group, sez there iz evidence teh oustd Iraqi dictator waz plottin to expand his facilitiez last year, b4 teh invasion ov British nd American troopz, teh Scotsman reportd.

Duelfr presentz wut he callz “new informashun” on Saddam’z military build-up, teh newspapr sez.

“Iraq did haz facilitiez suitable for teh producshun ov biological nd chemical agentz needd for weaponz,” Duelfr statez. “It had planz to improve nd expand nd even build new facilitiez.”

Teh report referz to new evidence testin waz dun on long-range ballistic missilez nd on a commershul biopesticide, which can be usd as anthrax.

Duelfr’z report, which haz been sent to Congresz, iz his first aftr takin ovr in February for David Kay.

Interestin, change peepz in charge nd we akshully find stuff!!!1! Makez me wondr about teh political motivashunz ov dose in charge. LOL!!!1, LOL! Ov course, criticz are already criticizin teh findinz, noes surprise there, LOL. Anythin dat indicatez WMD haz been found, well, anythin dat vindicatez Bush be criticizd nd dismissd in teh presz.

Duelfr sayz in his report teh survey team’z task iz made diffikult by teh reluctance ov formr government offishulz to talk about their role in teh weaponz programz.

“There iz a fear formr regime supporterz wud exact retribushun,” teh report sayz.

Not to menshun dat dey want teh weaponz for themselvez. Noone iz about to let teh U.S. get dem.

But teh group, it continuez, receivd “intriguin” reportz about conceald stockpilez ov weaponz.

Canadian Prime Ministr Paul Martin sez Monday he believez Saddam had WMD nd dey’ve fallen into terroristz’ handz, makin teh threat ov terrorism greatr now than in teh wake ov 9-11, Canada’z Sun Media reportd.

“Teh fact iz dat there iz now, we noes well, a proliferashun ov nuclear weaponz, nd dat many weaponz dat Saddam Hussein had, we don’t noes where dey are,” Martin told a crowd ov about 700 university researcherz nd businesz leaderz in Montreal. “Dat meanz terroristz haz accesz to all ov dat.”

Comfortin thought, noes, LOL? Still, don’t expect anybody to believe dem til we all go boom.

Aaron haz a gud post on why we shouldn’t expect to count on Europe for anythin positive in teh war on terror ie liek support.

Dey’ve gone Muslim.

Thiz newz story frum WND caught mah attenshun cause ov teh shockin revelashunz containd within.

Teh Mexican air force haz releasd video footage ov 11 unidentifid flyin objectz dat were only visible thx 2 an infrard camera.

Teh objectz reportedly flew around a military surveillance plane, Reuterz reportd.

Jamie Maussan, a journalistz nd UFO enthusiast, told reporterz yesterday teh objectz seemd “intelligent” because at one point dey changd direcshun nd surroundd teh plane dat waz chasin dem.

“Dey were invizbl to teh eye but dey were there, there iz noes doubt about it!!!1! Dey had masz, dey had energy nd dey were movin about,” Maussan sez aftr showin a 15-minute video. Awwww!!!1! He sayz Mexico’z Defense Ministry gave him permission to show teh footage.

…”Thiz iz historic newz,” Maussan sez.

Mexico haz an air force. I iz dumbfoundd!!!1! I nevr knew.

Insty linkd Wizbang who haz teh infamouz Nick Berg beheadin video. Considerin teh size ov it, 5.3mb, expect Kevin to run up sum big servr billz. Halp him owt if u can. Awwww!!!1, LOL! Kevin haz a list ov bloggerz who also haz it. Nothr way to halp Kevin owt, go elsewhere if u want it.

Nd aftr watchin it, u might wondr if teh guardz at Abu Gharib were too lenient on teh scum. Despite teh fact we shud be above dat nd shouldn’t does dat, dey deservd dat nd moar, LOL. All thinz considerin, teh sexual humiliashun waz teh perfect torture if one were to go for it.

Expect there be dose dat will wish harm on dose dat behead uz. Expect too dat teh Left will blame Bush cause dey alwayz does dat irregardlesz. Nd ov course, teh outrage be directd at teh U.S. irregardlesz ov who doez wut, nevr at teh Muslim world.

Check it owt if u dare but be warnd, might get a headache doin so. Iz an aggregate ov all teh sitez Google usez for newz.

Hat tip to Right Thoughtz for teh link.

Creatin teh security flaw?

Ignorin teh security flaw?

Exploitin teh security flaw?

Exposin teh security flaw wit full instrucshunz on how to exploit it?

Nd noes, I iz not goin to share teh link I gotz in email as I wud be jus as guilty as teh peep dat exposd it. I sez dat thiz time it iz not eee!

Teh solushun iz WordPresz, trust me on dat. LOL!!!1! Jus don’t use teh latest cuttin edge nightly iz all cause sometimez it doesn’t work as expectd. I does dat wit Mozilla, Firebird, Camino Thunderbird too so usin cuttin edge nightly iz not alien to me.

Update: Now dat teh problem iz fixd, safe to share link. Note sez link containz explicit instrucshunz for hackin Blogz for Bush’z blogroll. LOL!!!1!!!1! Didn’t go ovr well as evidencd by his trackbackz. Nd naturally Blogrollin fixd it pronto.