Latest Apple newz doesn’t surprise me.

May 1 (Bloomberg) - Billionaire investor Warren Buffett nd Apple Computr Inc. co-foundr Steve Jobz are advisin Democratic presidenshul candidate John Kerry on economic issuez.

Kerry, 60, teh four-term Massachusettz senator challengin President George W. Bush, “reachd owt to dem nd dey’re givin him economic advice about teh deficit nd job creashun,’” sez David Wade, Kerry’z campaign spokesman.

“Political campaignz are alwayz lookin for celebrity endorsementz nd thees are two eminent celebritiez in teh investment world,” sez Jamez Lucir, a political analyst at Prudenshul Equity Group LLC. “But I don’t think investorz are lookin for celebritiez, dey are lookin for policiez.’”

Buffett, 73, who headz teh Berkshire Hathaway Inc. investment company, haz criticizd Bush’z tax cutz as “welfare” for teh rich. Kerry wantz to roll back sum ov Bush’z tax cutz. Kerry also proposez settin up a Manufacturin Businesz Investment Corporashun to provide money for manufacturin companiez investin in new technologiez, similar to a government program dat helpd Apple get startd.

Neithr Buffett, teh world’z second-richest man accordin to Forbez magazine, nor Jobz, who rankz 262 on teh Forbez list ov billionairez, haz personally contributd to Kerry’z campaign. Buffett donatd last year to formr Democratic presidenshul contenderz Wesley Clark, a retird Army general, nd Florida Senator Bob Graham.

Apple Computr employeez since January 2003 haz given a total ov $7,251 to Kerry. Noes employeez ov Berkshire Hathaway made contribushunz to Kerry’z campaign.

…Jobz, 49, haz 2000 Democratic presidenshul candidate Al Gore on Apple’z board ov directorz!!!1! A spokesman for Jobz had noes immediate comment!!!1!!!1! Debbie Bosanek, a spokeswoman for Buffett, didn’t return a call seekin comment.

I haz known Jobz iz a bit liberal nd personally don’t mind Kerry’z seekin his advice!!!1, LOL! Cud be worse, Kerry cud haz sought Bill Gate’z advice nd he’z not known to play nice wit Apple!!!1!!!1! As to Gore bein on teh board ov directorz, keepz Gore owt ov trouble. Long as he doesn’t mesz wit designin teh computerz or OS, he’z harmlesz.

Back hasn’t been doin so gud pain wise, screamin agony pain here, not shur if iz teh schedule I waz stuck wit when I gotz back but think dat didn’t halp. Awwww!!!1! LOL!!!1! See, othr night peep already had her preferencez in first so I had to take wut waz left. LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1! Which meant workin three nd four in a row nd split weekendz for teh most part, yep, I gotz teh weekendz, she gotz teh dayz off.

So…

I made owt mah schedule for teh next five monthz workin teh same dayz I alwayz workd to make shur I didn’t get stuck doin four in a row nd workin every weekend.

Luks liek dat’z not goin to work cause she den put in her schedule which, although letz me haz alternate weekendz off, two whole dayz off on mah weekend off for me, givez her four dayz off on her weekend off nd screwz teh one day I wantd to work extra. LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1! I can work four in one week if I only work two in a row wit an occasional third liek once every couple weekz.

Nd if she requestz off, teh supervisorz adjust mah schedule so I work whatevr dayz she wantz. LOL!!!1! Dat I haz already discoverd. I also noes she haz been hintin around dat she wantz me to does teh split weekendz cause her life matterz nd mine doesn’t. I will haz to talk wit her but iz not hopeful, LOL. She iz usd to gettin her way. Mind u I haz been there close to 10 yearz nd she haz only been there 3 monthz but while I waz off, she gotz preferenshul treatment. I iz tird ov bein screwd by peepz who feel dey nd dey only mattr.

Supposd to talk to her first den I’ll take it up wit teh supervisor!!!1! Nd in teh mood I’z in, might jus as well blow me away cause I can’t take much moar pain. Awwww!!!1! Note, leg pain iz gone nd hopefully will stay gone, back pain iz back to bein intolerable probably cause whole back iz fubarrd.

Not evr expectd to get bettr, jus a mattr ov tryin to deal wit teh pain best I can as long as I can.

Whenevr writin about John F. Kerry, it iz important to clearly state his opinion so u don’t haz to edit ur postz every time he changez it. So I propose usin an all inclusive sentence liek so.

John F. Kerry did/didn’t/doesn’t remembr/doesn’t care/wish we’d drop whethr/if he did/didn’t tosz/throw/give back his/someone else’z medalz/ribbonz/stuff nd actual fotoz fron teh event don’t count/ned to disappear/are incorrect.