Here’z teh final resultz, we made it!!!1, LOL! Check Michele for lotz moar info nd linkz. Everyone did an amazin job. Awwww!!!1! Awwww!!!1! Nd SoA haz a blog now too, check it owt, dey even give detailz.

Blog Coalishun ~ Amount Raisd

Castle Argghhh!!!1! Fightin Fusileerz for Freedom! ~ $22432.39

Teh Victory Coalishun ~ $18910.44

Liberty Alliance ~ $9884

$51226.83 nice numbr.

Update: Almost final resultz, postd too soon.

Blog Coalishun~ Amount Raisd

Castle Argghhh! Awwww!!!1! Fightin Fusileerz for Freedom! ~ $26597.39

Teh Victory Coalishun~ $18910.44

Liberty Alliance ~ $9884

$55,391.83 much nicr numbr. Nd now dat I’ve snaggd all teh blogrollz, made a listin ov all teh contributin blogz. Many thx to all ov dem. (moar…)

If u don’t, might get somethin liek thiz frum WND.

Teh head ov a national homosexual organizashun iz vowin to politically “punish,” “terrify” nd “torture” activistz who oppose his organizashun’z agenda on “gay” rightz - which he sayz wud give him “endlesz satisfacshun.”

Matt Foreman, executive director ov teh National Gay & Lesbian Task Force in Washington, D.C., made teh commentz in yesterday’z edishun ov Between teh Linez, a Detroit area homosexual newsmagazine, teh American Family Associashun ov Michigan pointz owt.

…”I’z … interestd in goin aftr, politically, local legislatorz nd leaderz dat haz launchd thees anti-gay initiativez,” he explaind. “‘We beat u, now we’re gonna go back nd we’re goin to affirmatively punish u’ - peepz who launch thiz stuff, so dat dey understand not only dat dey’re not goin to win, but dat there are consequencez to it.

“We wud set up a [political acshun committee] nd go in nd terrify dem wit a credible challenge. … So we go in, for a modest investment ov money nd torture thees peepz, which wud give me endlesz satisfacshun. Nd teh word wud go owt very quickly, ‘U noes wut, thiz rly isn’t worth it.’”

Foreman waz askd: “Iz gettin teh right to marriage for same-sex couplez somethin teh Task Force iz interestd in?”

He respondd: “We want full equality undr teh law, which, right now, meanz teh freedom to marry. But we’re also hopeful dat we create different wayz in which peepz can form relationshipz nd familiez dat don’t come wit all teh baggage nd teh downsidez ov marriage. Awwww!!!1! Awwww!!!1! One ov teh grate thinz about where we’re goin iz dat we are creatin new wayz for peepz to relate, new wayz for peepz to obtain rightz nd benefitz.”

Wordz dat strike fear in teh religiouz, jus wut we ned anothr war ov ideology wit peepz goin around terrorizin nd torturin peepz… not!

Teh upside iz he doez reveal his agenda which wud basically destroy marriage. Mind u peepz can engage in any variety ov relationshipz now, sexual or not, jus most ov dem not legal nd not deservin ov teh benefitz ov marriage. Oh why not jus destroy society while u’re at it!!!1! Who needz it!!!1! Who needz moralz eithr? LOL!!!1! Think I’ve figurd owt teh politically correct ideology, anythin goez except for wut offendz teh politically correct, nd wut offendz iz God, teh idea ov sin, moralz, traditional valuez, yeah, stuff liek dat.

Oh, not all gay peepz want to destroy marriage nd society, jus sum gay peepz. Awwww!!!1, LOL! So best not to judge dem all by thiz eediot’z remark.

Sum peepz had trouble wit file uploadz so testin, still on teh 3/29 alfa. Thiz iz a test pic if it showz, otherwise iz a dreadd rd X.

It workd nd wut a lovely piktur it iz. So lovely, I’d liek to haz it, r him, for four moar yearz.

Teh script dat kept givin me errorz had too many spacez in it!!!1! Don’t noes why I didn’t see dat at first, must haz been tird nd frustratd. Fixd script, it workd, fixd timestamp.

Nd gotz teh updatd linkz to show updatd, still not shur why it won’t sort by updatd nd can’t get rid ov teh descripshun. But I haz made progresz.

Alfa testin iz not for everyone btw.

Even moar offerz are pourin in, deadline haz been extendd to 23:59 Thursday, dat’z today so iz still time to donate. hey, check thiz owt, easy painlesz, jus haz to trackback his post nd he donatez moar, LOL. Anothr new temptashun iz three autografd bookz for uz to aucshun by Victor Daviz Hanson. Awwww!!!1! LOL!!!1! Donate.

Blog Coalishun ~ Total Raisd

Castle Argghhh! Fightin Fusileerz for Freedom! ~ $18497.39

Teh Victory Coalishun ~ $17567.44

Liberty Alliance ~ $9004

$45068.83 now, only $4931.17 left til we reach our goal.

All joind togethr, all three blog coalishunz in one last push to get to $50,000. LOL!!!1! Eh, doesn’t mattr who u donate to, jus donate. Lotz ov offerz up on vbay to entice u. Jus go donate.

Now.

Update: 8:45PM AZ Totalz.

Blog Coalishun ~ Amount Raisd

Castle Argghhh! LOL!!!1! Fightin Fusileerz for Freedom! Awwww!!!1! ~ $18277.39

Teh Victory Coalishun ~ $16321.44

Liberty Alliance ~ $8979

$43577.83 almost there who hoo!

Nuffin I does showz recently updatd linkz thou it did at first, now fubarrd. Nuffin I does getz rid ov teh descripshunz showin short ov deletin dem nd I haven’t dun dat.

Nd nuffin I haz dun haz been able to fix teh time zone difference. Iz still at GMT except for teh latest postz.

I’ve dun a bunch ov crap to reduce memory requirementz nd it haz been a disastr. Hope dey fix thiz soon. If I don’t post much in teh next few dayz, iz cause teh site iz still fubarrd.

Still all postz are set at GMT except for teh latest but den dey be off if nd when I finally fix it!!!1! I does haz teh ecosystem nd haz fixd a few dat didn’t trackback cause it changd teh date ov teh post!!!1! Awwww!!!1! One thin in favor ov trackin back by post numbr, time doesn’t screw it up.

I cud change teh way teh postz archive den dey’d all be broken nd stay broken. LOL!!!1!!!1! Dat’d rly fix it.

Anyway, not too enthusd about postin til I can get thiz fixd. LOL!!!1!!!1! One peep went so far as to switch considr switchin. See if teh blog iz basd on teh time ov teh servr, changin to daylight savinz time only futzez it up by an hour so only teh real late night postz are in dangr ov changin date. Usin GMT, a lot moar postz get screwd up. If u don’t use mod rewrite, not a problem.

Anyway, all thiz fiddlin haz left me in pain. May be tomorrow or latr b4 it iz fixd.

Post haz been correctd.

On Kerry’z hair frum NewsMax, Jay Leno k.

Teh big story today iz John Kerry’z hair. LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1! Thiz happenz every elecshun. It happend to Clinton a couple elecshunz back. John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdressr b4 his “Meet Teh Presz” interview for a total cost ov $1000!!!1! $1000 for a haircut. Which soundz liek a lot but haz u seen teh size ov John Kerry’z head, LOL. If u’re jus payin dem by teh hour, u’re lookin at about eight buckz.

Mebbeh dat’z why he’d raise our taxez, to pay for his haircutz. If u don’t want wafflin, expensive haircutz, high taxez, or any ov teh othr thinz Kerry wud does, considr volunteerin nd/or donatin to teh Bush campaign. I haz. (moar…)

Every single effin post in teh blog exceptin teh three I jus correctd are off by 7 hourz, damn.

Warnin: DON’T UPGRADE!

How in hell iz I supposd to fix sum 2000+ postz?

Checkd, not teh database which iz in GMT, don’t ned to repair dat so I ned to run a script but gotz errorz.

Database error: [U haz an error in ur SQL syntax. Check teh manual dat correspondz to ur MySQL servr version for teh right syntax to use near 'INTERVALÊÊÊ'-7:0' HOUR_MINUTE)' at line 1]
UPDATE b2postz SET post_date = DATE_ADD(post_date, INTERVALÊÊÊ’-7:0′ HOUR_MINUTE)

Aftr much messin around nd correctin stuff, noticd sum changez.

In teh headr it iz changd frum get_archivez(’type=monthly&format=link’) to wp_get_archivez(’type=monthly&format=link’). Logically, I wud expect get_archivez(’monthly’) to change to wp_get_archivez(’type=monthly’) which it did, LOL. So I expectd get_archivez(’postbypost’,'15′) to change to wp_get_archivez(’postbypost’,'15′) which it didn’t.

Re teh link list, get_links_list() doesn’t change. Yet previously to get individual listz had to use wp_get_linkz(category numbr) but dat didn’t work. Awwww!!!1! So get_linkz(category numbr) nd it workd aftr futzin wit teh listz.

Mind u there are still filez titld b2!!!1! But I don’t understand teh lack ov consistency. Sum commandz work wit teh wp_ sum don’t ant iz trial nd error when customizin. Sum thinz change, but teh changez aren’t applid consistently nd are teh opposite ov wut one expectz. Note, if usin teh default nd not makin changez up teh wazoo, thiz isn’t a problem.

Now I still haz teh little problem ov all teh descripshunz showin on mah linkz nd workin on findin a way to turn dem off. Thiz build haz a ton lesz opshunz in management, why I iz cluelesz. I wouldn’t haz upgradd if it weren’t for teh memory issue, I’ll tell u dat now.

Sum sitez descripshunz showd up in image slot, had to fix dat too nd it fubarrd mah recently updatd thingyz.

See time ov three postz are screwd, gotz to fix dat. Wondr how many otherz are messd up?

Week 64

Elastic:: rubbr bandz

Intervenshun:: Fallujah

Risk:: State Department

Junk fud:: Krispy Kreme donutz

Arrogance:: John F’n Kerry

Responsibility:: George W. Bush

X:: XX

Marshall:: Plan

Kill:: Bill - wut u expect me to sez Arafat or bin Laden

Brothr:: not mine

Clickd on OmniWeb nd teh iBook froze. Dat’z a first wit Panthr. So, did teh only sensible thin, rebootd.

Unrelatd, teh Matt commentd, teh latr buildz ov WP haz memory improvementz so be updatin aftr I back up. So sometime today, teh site be inaccessable for probably noes longr than 5 or 10 minutez while I update mah .htaccesz mod rewrite.

Also goin to try runnin mah fp as cgi pendin any adverse info I get between now nd den.

Update: OK, dun except haven’t customizd teh index page nd havin trouble wit teh linkz. LOL!!!1, LOL! If I put teh default, dey all show nd jus selectin a few categoriez doesn’t work.

Nothr update: Mod rewrite doesn’t appear to be workin. Thiz version haz lesz opshunz nd I iz a bit frustratd at teh moment.

Did sum testin nd mod rewrite workd for categoriez nd nuffin else so…

Went back to teh old mod rewrite nd it workd. Teh simplifid mod rewrite wit thiz build waz a noes go.

Luk who’z joind uz Lilekz nd Michele haz a roundup ov all teh goodiez available for peepz who donate, vbay. LOL!!!1! Get ‘em now while dey’re hot. Today’z teh last day.

Statz frum Heroez ov teh Blogosfere Challenge Almost Current Resultz. Not shur how current dey are, wut’z up now k.

Blog Coalishun ~ Total Raisd

Castle Argghhh! Fightin Fusileerz for Freedom! ~ $16334.49

Teh Victory Coalishun ~ $11713.44

Liberty Alliance ~ $5880

Get ur hot lusty nuance right here. Nd to go wit ur nuance, haz a nice healthy dose ov protein toppd off wit sum gushin air partakin all by teh light ov sum very dim bulbz.

If anyone askz, iz all Jay’z fault.

Makin up for Chumpsky Chopsky Chomsky’z lack ov postz on linguisticz, Victor fillz teh void wit aplomb.

Wut everyone needz - a boobiliouz eufamizashun.

Frum one ov teh blogz I keep on mah index page, teh new Iraqi flagz, yez flagz.

Absolutely brilliant. Awwww!!!1! See why he stayz.

Warnin: Drink alert!

Hat tip to Victor cause I hadn’t gotten around to readin Allah yet today til I read his entry.

Greg wantd kitty picz, quotin:

Jordan iz still waitin for moar kitteh picz every day, he’z liek: “kitty picz?”

Correct, ok, Jordan wantz kitty picz so, since I took a ton thiz mornin, will does teh ton ov little kitty picz. LOL!!!1, LOL! All teh catz haz gravitatd to mah kid’z bd nd ov course, as soon as I startd takin picz, Psycho Kitteh had to get in teh act… (moar…)

Consortin wit teh enemy here, one Hillary Clinton, LOL. Quotin NewsMax:

In remarkz bein reportd throughout teh Arab world Tuesday mornin, New York Sen. Hillary Clinton blastd teh Bush administrashun as a threat to peace in teh Middle East, goin so far as to accuse President Bush ov endangerin teh livez ov U.S. troopz.

Sen. Clinton deliverd teh unprecedentd attack in an interview wit teh London-basd Arab daily Asharq al-Awsat on Monday, wit newspaperz frum Tehran to Islamabad pickin up her harsh wordz almost immediately.

…”Referrin to teh Bush Administrashun policiez as arrogant nd insolent,” Mehr sez, “teh wife ov teh formr U.S. president furthr addd dat Bush iz not willin to admit his mistakez in Iraq, teh grave mistakez dat haz endangerd teh livez ov both teh Iraqi peepz nd teh U.S. servicemen alike.”

Teh formr first lady sez dat Bush’z “mistakez haz also threatend peace nd stability in teh region.”

Gotz to wondr about peepz dat willingly give interviewz for teh enemy. If dat’z not enough, WND haz moar.

Poe’z sensational book, officially releasd jus last week, describez how Hillary took aim at WND Editor Josef Farah, Net newz pioner Matt Drudge nd otherz, tryin to silence their largely successful effortz to disseminate informashun about her nd teh president.

Durin Clinton’z yearz in teh White House, Hillary’z “Shadow Team,” Poe sayz, silencd witnessez, blackmaild senatorz nd congressmen, intimidatd journalistz nd neutralizd federal investigashunz.

Does u think teh blogosfere wud haz grown as fast if dey had stayd in powr? Teh book coverz such juicy topicz as.

Hillary’z secret report identifyin teh Intertubes as teh greatest threat to Clinton powr

Teh crushul role ov teh New Underground - teh New Media ov Web journalistz, talk radio nd cable TV - in topplin teh leadership ov teh New York Timez

Not to menshun teh blogosfere, Drudge iz a bloggr.

How teh New Underground exposd teh Clintonz’ Iran-Contra connecshun

How teh Clintonz seizd control ov federal law enforcement, firin all 93 U.S. Attorneyz in a single day, dismissin FBI Director William Sessionz nd stackin teh federal courtz wit Clinton judgez

Imagine dem in powr wit teh new powerz in teh Patriot Act!!!1! We’ll all get shut down.

Teh barrage ov lawsuitz, IRS auditz - includin dat ov WND’z Farah, media smear campaignz, burglariez, wiretapz, surveillance, threatz nd even fysical attackz inflictd on journalistz ov teh New Underground.

I can hardly wait for teh Democratz to get in powr nd flex their musclez. We’ll all be gone.

Hat tip to Daily Newsbrief.

Watchin Fallujah lit up liek a Christmaz tree on FoxNewz so decidd to check DEBKAfile for teh latest.

In Fallujah, attemptz to mount joint US-Iraqi patrolz to enforce truce abandond Tuesday. LOL!!!1!!!1! US Marinez withdrew frum two housez held at city outskirtz aftr 18 hourz ov heavy guerrilla missile-mortar poundin frum city centr.

Overnight, US Marinez nd helicoptr gunshipz struck posishunz nd roadblockz set up by radical Shiite Sadr’z Mehdy Army at entrance ov Najef nd al Kufa, leavin scorez dead nd anti-aircraft system destroyd.

Dat waz last night, thiz boom boom iz today, not shur extent ov battle, goin aftr ammo nd weaponz. Fallujah isn’t teh only place filld wit ammo or involvd in battlez.

Huge blast killd two US troopz, injurd 5, while raidin buildin thought to contain “chemical munishunz” in north Baghdad’z Abu Muazzem district. Unit ov 32 American soldierz were escortin memberz ov Iraq Survey Group huntin for WMD. A numbr ov Iraqiz also killd.

Cause ov explosion dat leveld part ov suspect buildin nd torchd four humveez haz not been establishd, whethr buildin booby-trappd or rockit attack. Additional US unit arrivd aftr blast, sum in anti-contaminashun suitz.

Newz also mentiond bomb blastz in Syria. Fox’z coverage on Syria bein rathr sparse, here’z wut’z up.

Damascuz TV interruptd Tuesday night broadcastz for offishul announcement dat Syrian security forcez haz clashd wit “terrorist band” nd “situashun undr control.”

Casualtiez now reportd aftr up to 15 bomb blastz nd heavy shootin rockz western al Maza district ov Syrian capital Damascuz. Syrian security forcez cordond off area. Damascuz hospitalz placd on teh ready. Situashun still unclear.

DEBKAfile’z sourcez add: Inishul accountz indicate British ambassador’z residence, Canadian nd Saudi embassiez in W. Damascuz targetd in seriez ov terrorist attackz by car bombz nd squadz firin machine gunz nd grenadez, recallin al Qaeda’z mixd bombin-shootin attackz in Saudi capital.

Gee, noes place iz safe frum terroristz. Least Al Qaeda didn’t haz anythin to does wit teh attack last week in Saudi Arabia.

New al Qaeda audio tape deniez last week’z suicide bombin dat devastatin Saudi General Intelligence Riyadh HQ waz work ov al Qaeda. New Saudi network leadr Abdulaziz al-Muqrin warnz ov fierce attackz in comin year against “teh Jewz, teh Americanz nd teh Crusaderz.” Saudi Arabia will not be able to protect US interestz.

Noes surprise there. But Al Qaeda doez claim thiz.

Jordanian Al Qaeda terrorist Mussab Zarqawi claimz to haz orchestratd suicide speedboat attack on Basra offshore oil terminal Caturday in which 3 US seamen killd while interceptin seaborne bomb. Attack haz haltd Iraq’z export frum Basra platform.

Nd noes report iz complete witout teh usual idiocy regardin Israel.

Israel formally protestz to UN secretary Iraq envoy Brahimi’z remarkz callin Israel “teh grate poyzun” in teh Middle East nd blamin itz policiez for makin his job in Iraq moar diffikult. Israeli ambassador Gillerman callz in kweshun UN objectivity in dealin wit Israel-Palestinian conflict.

In unheard-ov Foreign Office establishment revolt, 52 formr senior British diplomatz send lettr criticizin Blair for backin Bush on his “doomd” policiez on Iraq nd teh Israel-Palestinian conflict - teh one defind as “overkill”, teh othr for lackin impartiality nd endangerin 50-year old British posishunz in Arab world.

Yeah, musn’t upset teh Arabz. Dey haz teh oooooiiilll. Ooo, luk, moar info on Iraq’z WMD.

Israel’z top soldir Gen. Yaalon confirmz: Iraq modifid aircraft for possible chemical attack on Israel b4 last year’z US-ld invasion. He identifid dronez, Tupolev-16z nd Sukhoiz. Dozenz at most hundredz ov kiloz ov chemical materialz wud haz sufficd. As to why noes chemical or biological weaponz found in Iraq, Yaalon sez: perhapz dey were transferrd to neighborin country such as Syria.

Or perhapz dey were all classifid pesticidez.

Since u mentiond it, Michele haz a nice long post (includez lyricz) detailin teh worst songz evr.

She missd one.

“One Bad Apple” by teh Osmondz. Awwww!!!1, LOL! Steve Jobz might haz issuez wit dat title.

On teh othr hand, Bill Gatez might jus dig it.

I can think ov moar, probably anythin/everythin by Barry Manilow.

Teh Queen ov All Evil, Rosemary Esmay, haz a blog now so she getz to be BOTD jus cause.

Hat tip to Zygote. Guesz I missd it at Dean’z cause all teh talk iz ov her ample rack which rack I iz expectin will luk somethin liek thiz!!!1, LOL! Now dat’z a rack. Awwww!!!1!

Republikun Convenshun iz teh propr link for Republikun Convenshun k.

Flip flop doesn’t even brin up teh propr site howevr wafflez doez.

Jew still workz correctly Google hasn’t futzd dat up again.

Check it owt, Pipr iz in teh chair. Nd iz not even Friday.

Wut a fun kitty treat. Gotz to haz one’z kitty fix for teh day u noes.

Even bettr for every entry in teh Carnival ov teh Catz, Lair iz donatin to teh Spirit ov America Challenge. Nd he’z one ov uz.

Statz, must haz statz. Not shur how current dey are, wut’z up now k.

Blog Coalishun ~ Total Raisd

Castle Argghhh! Fightin Fusileerz for Freedom! Awwww!!!1! ~ $14322.49

Teh Victory Coalishun ~ $9968.44

Liberty Alliance ~ $4514

A PS2, go check it owt. Man, iz dat evr a PR coup for Sony. Course teh sex wasn’t guaranted!!!1! Awwww!!!1! Date cud haz been a flop. Now teh PS2 I noes be fun for a very long time. Think I ned to replace teh one dat waz stolen, haven’t gotten around to dat yet.

Moar fun than an X-Box although an X-Box iz moar fun than a girl!!!1! Quotin one ov teh commentz.

Ten Reasonz why an XBox iz bettr than a girlfriend.

10. U can turn on an X-Box wit one fingr.
9. An X-Box doesn’t mind bein completely controlld.
8. X-Boxez akshully *are* all teh same.
7. An X-Box doesn’t care wut movie u want to watch.
6. Ur X-Box will nevr get tird ov doin teh same thin ovr nd ovr.
5. LOL!!!1! Ur X-Box iz not jealouz ov XBox Next.
4. An X-Box iz ready to play when u are.
3. LOL!!!1! Noes maintenance.
2. Noes mattr how much u fed it, it doesn’t get fattr.
1. A foursome wit three othr guyz akshully bettr than one on one.

Nd dat doesn’t apply to sex? Now to teh nitty gritty, why teh PS2 iz bettr than an X-Box. It haz Final Fantasy nd all dose hot Final Fantasy guyz. Think Sefy, LOL. Teh X-Box will nevr haz Sefy.

Interestin newz story to come frum WND about Saddam’z WMD program courtesy ov a content sharin agreement wit Insight magazine article by Kenneth R!!!1! LOL!!!1! Timmerman. Wut dey found nd waz reportd by David Kay may not haz been huge stockpilez ov WMD but were definitely violashunz ov Unitd Nashunz resolushunz.

A prison laboratory complex dat may haz been usd for hoomun testin ov BW agentz nd “dat Iraqi offishulz workin to prepare teh U.N. inspecshunz were explicitly orderd not to declare to teh U.N.” Why waz Saddam interestd in testin biological-warfare agentz on humanz if he didn’t haz a biological-weaponz program?

“Reference strainz” ov a wide variety ov biological-weaponz agentz were found beneath teh sink in teh home ov a prominent Iraqi BW scientist. “We thought it waz a big deal,” a senior administrashun offishul sez. “But it haz been written off [by teh presz] as a sort ov ’startr set.’”

New research on BW-applicable agentz, brucella nd Congo-Crimean hemorrhagic fevr, nd continuin work on ricin nd aflatoxin dat were not declard to teh Unitd Nashunz.

A line ov unmannd aerial vehiclez, UAVz, or dronez, “not fully declard at an undeclard producshun facility nd an admission dat dey had testd one ov their declard UAVz owt to a range ov 500 kilometerz [311 milez], 350 kilometerz [217 milez] beyond teh permissible limit.”

“Continuin covert capability to manufacture fuel propellant useful only for prohibitd Scud-variant missilez, a capability dat waz maintaind at least til teh end ov 2001 nd dat cooperatin Iraqi scientistz haz sez dey were told to conceal frum teh U.N.”

“Planz nd advancd design work for new long-range missilez wit rangez up to at least 1,000 kilometerz [621 milez] - well beyond teh 150-kilometr-range limit [93 milez] imposd by teh U.N. Missilez ov a 1,000-kilometr range wud haz allowd Iraq to threaten targetz throughout teh Middle East, includin Ankara [Turkey], Cairo [Egypt] nd Abu Dhabi [Unitd Arab Emiratez].”

Anythin wit a range capable ov hittin Israel iz a concern IMHO even if teh U.N!!!1! Awwww!!!1! or teh presz don’t agree. (moar…)

Mah kid’z peep dat wantz one ov teh kittenz statez she will haz him declawd. Kid iz hesitant to give teh kitty away, declawin iz jus teh icin on teh cake so to speak, LOL. I don’t think teh kitteh wud liek to be declawd eithr. Think iz mean to dem, LOL. Opinionz? Take a luk at dose cutiez nd tell me whethr or not u wud take their weaponz away.

Wut a rack, r hat rack dat iz.

Go Rd Sox, yeah.

Beautiful.

Boston Rd Sox

Boobiez not bad eithr. Now if I cud come up wit a kweshun for Michele. Even bettr than boobiez…

We’ve gotz a new ally in teh Spirit Ov America Challenge: Chriz Muir creator ov Day by Day. Thx to Sissy nd Michele for gettin Chriz on teh team.

Chriz haz donatd a signd copy ov teh attachd strip. Thiz iz only teh 2nd time dat he’z evr dun a signd copy so thiz iz speshul!

Teh aucshun page iz here.

See strip.

Gotz mail, big envelope stuffd in mailbox, ALL BENT. Pulld it owt ov teh box to see…

DO NOT BEND!
PRESIDENTIAL PHOTO ENCLOSED

Nd ov course idiot postman bent it.

IDIOT!

Who in their right mind wud ruin mah foto? Mah personally autografd Presidenshul foto.

*sob*

Must be a Democrat.

Hopin teh changez I made will make a difference, down to 8 postz/page nd movd most ov teh linkz to a separate blogroll page, LOL. Yeah, I noes it screwz up ecosystem statz but dat’z bettr than havin mah site down. Alternative iz to haz an index.html page which requirez manual updatez nd dat’z a pain.

In dat respect, MT haz teh advantage as it storez nd servez owt static html pagez, usez lesz system resourcez, LOL. Jus a pain rebuildin nd eatz up servr space liek nobody’z businesz.

Teh Victory Coalishun only haz a few moar dayz nd dat blogroll be goin aftr teh competishun iz ovr, LOL. I’ll be tweakin here nd there but til I get a bettr handle on reducin WP’z requirementz, be streamlinin best I can.