Oscar Stuff
My kid…
turned into jello, oooing and ahhing, pointing at the TV.
Johnny Depp.
OK, I can understand that.
Course I have been forever traumatized seeing Billy Crystal as Legolas, nooooooooooooo!
Actor in a Supporting Role - Tim Robbins - MYSTIC RIVER how political, remarkably little, only on speaking out on being victim of abuse.
Art Direction - A.J. presented (kid noticed her nipples) - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING
Animated Feature Film - Robin Williams presenting “one by Pixar formerly with Disney.” - FINDING NEMO …”extraodinary filmmaking environment of Pixar…. Steve Jobs” mentioned, nice dig at Disney.
Costume Design - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 2
Actress in a Supporting Role - Renée Zellweger - COLD MOUNTAIN overwhelmed, thanked bunch of folks, yada, yada… Jay didn’t miss anything by muting.
Short Film (Live Action) - TWO SOLDIERS got drowned out at the end dedicating … to soldiers…
Short Film (Animated) - HARVIE KRUMPET Aussie film, he congratulated “my beautiful boyfriend Dan?”
Visual Effects - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 3
Makeup - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 4
Sound Mixing - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 5
Sound Editing - MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD
Julia Roberts on Katherine Hepburn, nother tribute, Blake Edwards was first but I wasn’t paying attention, me bad. Watching her I feel old.
Documentary Short Subject - CHERNOBYL HEART missed that, reading email, ok show is a little long, ok, very long, bout the accident at Chernobyl from what I could figure.
Documentary Feature - THE FOG OF WAR as small as they showed the clips, can’t tell anything, not full screen, ewww “Forty years ago, this country went down a rabbit hole in Vietnam - millions died, I fear we’re going down the rabbit hole once again.”…. political speech…
Billy Crystal… “weapon of mass sleep induction” bout this one guy who is rambling on to honor Gregory Peck… ok lotsa people who died. Sure are a lot of them. Wonder how many were in the Dead Pool?
Music (Score) - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 6
Film Editing - Pierce Brosnan presenting yum - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 7
Billy Crystal “You know people are moving to New Zealand just to be thanked.”
Think they are on the last of the songs, finally. Andrew’s blogging it too.
Music (Song) - “This is it, you time is through, you’re boring..” cute, one of the funnier moments - “Into the West” - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 8 Annie Lennox accepting “and I hope you enjoyed the song when I sang it tonight…”
Foreign Language Film - THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS “We’re so thankful The Lord of the Rings did not qualify in this category.” Hey next year, maybe they can nominate “The Passion.” Aramaic is a foreign language.
Cinematography - MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD
Writing (Adapted Screenplay) - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 9
Writing (Original Screenplay) - Tim and Susan, oh oh, dress lookks like it might fall off her boobies - LOST IN TRANSLATION
Directing - Tom Cruise, pretty boy, presenting - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 10 “You’re giving us an incredible, overwhelming night.”
Billy Crystal “And he’s wearing shoes.”
Actress in a Leading Role - Adrian Brody presenting - Charlize Theron - MONSTER “I can’t believe this…” re manager “You’ve always believed in me..”…”and I’m not going to cry..”
And the moment my kid is waiting for, gee watched the whole thing just for Johnny Depp…
Sorry Johnny.
Actor in a Leading Role - Nicole Kidman presenting “…for women these are the five stages of dating in Hollywood.” - Sean Penn - MYSTIC RIVER “…we know how great all of you were.”
Best Picture - Steven Spielberg presenting “It’s a clean sweep…” - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING that’s 11 tying with Titanic and Ben Hur for most Oscars. “This is just unbelievable…”
Billy Crystal “What happened at the Oscars stays at the Oscars.”











